The jury’s out folks, we have ourselves a winner in the APB t-shirt contest, and it’s a stonker. The winner is being notified of their victory as this blog post is being typed (well, just after it, I can’t actually do so without an extra monitor and an extra pair of hands) and can bask in the glory of winning a t-shirt for a game that’s not out for yonks.

That, or they could just spill something down it the first time they wear it and ruin it forever. Anyway, head on over the jump to find out who won, and what their ideal gaming colour would be!

The winner of the lovely, lovely t-shirt is Chris Pollack, and here’s why “Fallout 3 Irradiated Dirt Light Brown” is his gaming colour of choice.

Feeling glum? Need a bit of cheering up? Do you want to stretch your legs in a relaxing open-air envoronment? Then our Irradiated Dirt Light Brown outdoor landscape is for you!. Manufactured by Vault-Tec, Irradiated Dirt Light Brown was designed from the ground up with you in mind! Irradiated Dirt Light Brown is a soothing blend of our Yao-Guai Excrement Dark Brown and D.C. Dust Tan that makes the Capital Wasteland easy on the eyes.

It is clinically proven that exposure to Irradiated Dirt Light Brown decreases stress levels in humans and provides a suitable alternative to the Vault-Tec Vault Gunmetal Grey in your cozy underground home.

The only place on the eastern seaboard where you can be exposed to large expanses of Irradiated Dirt Light Brown (at no cost to current residents of Vault-Tec Vaults) is scenic Washington D.C., within walking distance of our very own Vault-Tec Vaults 87, 92, 101, 106, and 108.

So if you’re in the Washington D.C. area, grab your four-legged friend and take a pleasant stroll and feel the soothing power of Vault-Tec’s Irradiated Dirt Light Brown today!

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DISCLAIMER: Vault-Tec does NOT assume any responsibility for any injury sustained while in contact with “Irradiated Dirt Light Brown” or any incidents related to exposure to “Irradiated Dirt Light Brown.” Health Advisory: Do not consume “Irradiated Dirt Light Brown” or suffer prolonged exposure to “Irradiated Dirt Light Brown.” May cause radiation sickness, mutation, death, or all three.

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