Pre-order incentives for Guitar Hero: Smash Hits announced!

May 29th, 2009 at 11:00 am · 1 Comment

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On June 16th the next Guitar Hero will be unleashed to the world.  You won’t want to wait that long though, as many retailers have announced their pre-order incentives!

Hit the jump to find out who’s giving you what.

GameStop* - Receive a pair of exclusive Guitar Hero® Smash Hits branded drumsticks

Best Buy* - Get a $10 coupon for any Guitar Hero World Tour product

Amazon.com* - 1st offer: Receive $5 off when you enter this code “HEROHITS”, when you pre-order online

7-11 – Your choice of a free slurpee or microwaveable burrito

Rockband.com – They will BURN the copy of Guitar Hero: Smash Hits and send you Rock Band 2

United States Army – All expense paid vacation to Iraq or Afghanistan…YOUR CHOICE!

Verizon Wireless – Free Blackberry Storm hand delivered by Rothbart. (A firm kick in the nuts by Rothbart upon delivery…then the Storm will continue to kick you in the nuts every single day you use it)

California1 acre of coastal Real Estate (to be repossessed 3 months after receipt)

Costco – No incentive….you just get a full pallet of 845  games at 53.26 each.

And the last incentive you get no matter where you purchase…..The gaming world will send you a free gallon of ridicule for purchasing a game from a genre that peaked 2 years ago!

Hard decision to make everyone!  Good Luck!

*Actual pre-order incentive

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    • OMG says:

      Hmmm…California’s offer sounds the best. I could rent that space out to tourists and make a tidy profit while I had it.

      They would have been smarter to offer a free LAPD Baton Beating instead.

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