Microsoft announces Xbox Live Gold FREE on 6/1/09!

May 15th, 2009 at 3:17 pm · 18 Comments

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May 15th will be known as the day of three huge announcements.  The  biggest of them all is Microsoft driving the final nail into the Playstation 3.  Yes, you read right…Starting June 1st all Xbox 360 owners will be able to create gold accounts on Xbox LIVE and never have to pay a penny for them!  Not only that, but all gold members that still have remaining paid time on their live accounts will have Microsoft points automatically credited to their account to account for the unneeded expenditure.

And that was just the first of three huge announcements!  Hit the jump for the other announcements!

Announcement #2: It’s Fiction Friday

Announcement #3: I’m a douchebag.

Happy Friday everyone!

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    18 responses so far ↓

    • Sven says:

      YAY fiction fridays. I wish I could have believed this article, but alas MS would sooner shoot itself in the face than give away the XBL revenue stream.

    • Grantly says:

      You mother fucker! I forgot it was Friday!

    • Lokela says:

      Awee, you’re not a douchebag Double D! I, as well, would never believe this article. Sven comment about microsoft shooting itself in the face is accurate.

    • Timewarp says:

      Xbox live free? Are you even trying anymore? This is the last thing that i would EVER possibly be tricked into believing even if it wasen’t fiction friday. Though i do argree that Xbox live being free would kill off the PS3 which is bad if you don’t like the idea of microsoft branded missles giving us a terminator-like doomsday

      the day sony becomes bankrupt is the day the world ends (well it is the only company keeping microsoft’s grubby hands off the gaming industry)

    • superd1984 says:

      i fail.

    • Mudbox says:

      Wow, great … umm…joke? It’s really…..creative……and…original…

      This isn’t so much a fiction friday article as it is just flat out bullshit.

      Did you ***think*** of this and write it in under 3 minutes?

    • Apex8 says:

      you got me good, real good, first time too that ive fallen for one of these things

    • randomperson says:

      YEAH FUCK YEAH! YEAH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FICTION FRIDAY GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • RonWorkman says:

      wait. so you arent a douchebag?

      oh shit, time to enter the goddamn secret NASA code so I can leave a comment.
      PS. It says “Spackle ads” why can it just be “Im a real peoples”

    • ASmellyPiratHkr says:

      Seeing your name at the top of the article instantly removes all believability from the words that follow. Also, you’re shorter than me.
      (then again, you make more than I do.)
      I lose.

    • PyroTails says:

      If only it was true!

      *bursts into tears*

    • Timewarp says:

      oh shut up pyrotails your never gonna see the PS3 go into it’s tiny little coffin as i’ll most likely burn down microsoft in my evil PS3 fanboy retaliation attack

    • Omegapilot says:

      Before I even read the article, I checked the date and then said to myself. “Oh if only it were not Friday.”

    • Odiemonster says:

      I am actually glad this is not true. People complain about the immaturity levels of gamers now. Give them something free and it would get allot worse.

    • macdiesel37 says:

      i almost sh** my pants in excitement.now im depressed. thanks.
      :)

    • DOOM says:

      Odiemonster what if they start killing for xbl

    • xSupeRxVegetAx1 says:

      Wow you got me good. I was almost about to do a backflip……ALMOST

    • blake says:

      wow real funny

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