Call of Duty 7 exists. The sun will set tonight and rise tomorrow. There will be a Christmas in 2010. A dictionary tells you what words mean. The letter ‘x’ in this sentence, was the 134th character in this article. Sony make the Playstation 3. Microsoft make the Xbox 360. ‘The’ is a word. ‘Ajjkaesdfljk’ is not a word. Windows are generally made of glass. The sky is blue. I’m a poet and I didn’t know it. Day follows night. Speed is equal to distance divided by time. Sarcasm is greater than truth. The earth is round. I can rhyme all the time. This is not a question. Tuesday follows Monday. A goose is in the phylum Chordata. Ice melts when heated. Three is the magic number. ‘Gathering’ is spelt: G-A-T-H-E-R-I-N-G. Red is the opposite of green. There are twelve months in the year. One terrabyte is a thousand gigabytes. This article was written in the month of May. Pi = 3.14 to three significant figures. This is the most meta article you will ever read. Most birds can fly. Potatoes reproduce asexually. SarcasticGamer.com is a website. This article is filed under the ‘news’ category. The sun will rise in the East and set in the West tomorrow. I have a nose. Jax is drunk right now. The moon is not made of cheese. This is in italics. This sentence is written in green. This sentence is not written in green. Happy is the opposite of sad. Rain is wet. Some apples are red. Milk is a dairy product. Halo 3 is a first person shooter. Plants grow. Paper can be used for writing on.
Oh, sorry. I thought we were just listing obvious facts.
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You’re my favourite.
Most informative post ever, I feel as if I’ve already played the game
The sky isn’t blue
@detbadboys8990
Considering the only thing we know is that work on Call of Duty 7 has started, I’m not sure what else you can glean from that.
yeah…overkill. You killed and buried that joke eoco. Everyone knew there was going to be a call of duty 7, seriously we all knew before activision knew.
How is this going to be made when the last game was the 5th in the series? Can’t activision fricken wait till they’ve made the 6th call of duty yet? In a fair world it would be activision going backrupt not ateri.
Ateri are much better at publishing video games.
This article sucks.
there are 1024 gigabytes in a terabyte, not 1000. There, I just invalidated everything you just said. Which meanst there is no Christmas in 2010. Wait a minit… NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
And that sir, is why I think you rock. I mean where most writers would have abandoned their point, thinking it had been made, after 3 examples you proceeded to shove it down our throats, then through our colons, out the other end and through the toilet into the sewer system and onward to being treated and then into the lake and back into the drinking water where we got it again and then back down our throats and back through our digestive tracts and out as urine and probably further, but I just don’t believe in taking my point too far so I’ll stop now.
@thunder9092
That depends if you’re using the traditional binary interpretation or SI standard usage.
i think it depends on your commitment to a sacastic comment and as far as this one goes you’ve gone further then Dr.Cox standards….WOW WE’RE THROUGH THE LOOKING-GLASS COME BACK IT’S TOO DANGROUS!!
@Eoco
Nobody uses the SI standard for computers though. However, if it means Christmas for 2010, maybe we should.