Welcome to the first episode of a new series on Sarcastic Gamer!

Not many of you know that many members of the Sarcastic Gamer community attend Sarcastic Gamer High…it’s only the best high school in the world!  So much crazy stuff happens in the high school that I have to fill you in!  The first piece of juicy gossip from SG High is after the jump!

So, yesterday after Math class I was getting my history book out of my locker and Frawlz walked up to me and, omg he totally had the biggest smile on his face.  I asked him why he was so happy and he totally tried to cover it up.

“Ohhhhhhhh! You just got out of gym!  I know why you’re so happy!” I screamed at him.

“Shut up DoubleD!  You don’t know nothin’!”  Frawlz said…he’s failing English.

“You just got done playing volleyball with JAAAAAAAX didn’t you!  Was she wearing her short blue shorts again?!?”

“Of course DoubleD…we all were, it’s the dress code for gym class stupid” Frawlz obviously didn’t like that his little crush had gotten out.

“Hey guys..what’s up?” It was MightyMutt.

“Hey Mighty” I said. “You finish your homework for Biology?”

“Yeah but then I ate it” Mighty Mutt said, dejected.

“Me too!”  I exclaimed…we both seemed to eat our homework quite often! “Hey guess what Might!?! Frawlz has a crush on Jax!  He was staring at her short blue shorts during gym today!”

“Ohhhh laa laaaaa!!! Just be careful with her Frawlz!” said MightyMutt.

“Why’s that?”  asked Frawlz.

“You haven’t heard?” Mighty Mutt got in real close to Frawlz and whispered in his ear. ” She’s an alcoholic!”

“Oh that?  You’re so naïve Mighty!” Frawlz laughed. “And besides…any girl that is in the Top 50 players in the World at Full Auto deserves a drink every once in a while.”

“So you admit you like her then?” quipped Mighty Mutt.

Frawlz blushed and nervously put his hands in his pockets. “Yeah…I do…But let’s keep it between the 4 of us alright?!?”

Mighty Mutt and myself looked at each other and smiled…apparently Frawlz was failing Math as well.

Tune in next time as SG High prepares for prom!  Who’s going with who?  Who gets rejected?  (Afterall, SG High is 95% male)  See ya next time!

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