Sex, Drugs, And Video Games

April 14th, 2009 at 2:00 pm · 6 Comments

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Recent events are starting to make me believe that video games might actually be bad for you. Last week a 12 year old in the UK received a used copy of GTA IV with ecstasy in it. His father has since gone on a crusade to get used gaming stores to search the in box pamphlets. This week the stakes have been raised.

Porn!

A 6 year old in Florida received a PSP as a late Christmas present, I’m sure he was more excited than I was when brought mine home. After going through the necessary steps like charging, he turned on his PSP to dive in to some portable gaming. BAM! Naked women on back ground. There was a memory stick already in the PSP full of naughty photos. Why does this never happen to me?

They believe that someone returned the PSP, forgot to remove the memory stick, and the store put it back on the shelf. I would like to believe that someone at the Sony plant was slacking (there’s an S) off with some PSP time. In an extremely bad case of butterfingers they dropped it onto the conveyor belt, there was an expletive, and away it went to be boxed up.

Ecstasy? porn? Video games really are bad for you. Sadly, they are just my cup of tea.

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    6 responses so far ↓

    • AaronW says:

      lol, this reminded me of the time when my first xbox died(rrod), so i decided to trade it in for an elite! £150 off for a brand new box, i was happy!
      i feel bad now.

    • FlintSteelton says:

      That’s the only way you’d get me to buy a PSP

    • Maul says:

      Won’t somebody please think of the children!

    • Chubbaluphigous says:

      Ahhh I remember reading the porno mags while they were hidden in a copy of Mad at my local market. Those were the days.

      Before the internet we had to get creative about where got our porn.

    • Waisybabu says:

      You can’t blame the game! Please! Only psychotic people get effected by them and the non-psychos – like us – then have to bear the brunt of the media’s rants!

    • S.T.A.N. says:

      Wal-Mart does not put used product back on the shelf. (unless they want to end up like gamestop) That makes no sense. If it was a return it would have been clearly marked. Wal-Mart does nor have the stupidity of gamestop and knows better then selling used stuff new. Just more fuel to my Anti-Sony rant.

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