This morning, ScrewAttack.com announced yet another massive addition to its lineup of speakers at this year’s ScrewAttack Gaming Convention, slated for this July in Dallas. While earlier reports of Jack Thompson’s planned appearance have sparked controversy among some, today’s announcement comes as a massive shock.
“We’ve reached a deal with OctoMom for a debate with a Planned Parenthood representative,” said a spokesperson for ScrewAttack.
Juicy specifics and other possible additions to the lineup, after the jump.
“In keeping with our belief that granting an audience to complete wackos draws attendees, we feel OctoMom’s participation in the event will lead to massive ticket sales and a ridiculous amount of coverage from national media,” said the ScrewAttack representative we spoke with. “I mean who wouldn’t want to hear this lady defend herself, and all it cost us was 8 Wii’s and 8 copies of Wii Music.”
While speaking under the condition of anonymity, our source also told us that ScrewAttack is currently courting Uwe Boll for a debate with Steven Spielberg and was also “very close” to securing the attendance of several “Surreal Life” attendees.
“The bottom line is, if you’re crazy and in search of undeserved attention, we’ve got a place for you at the ScrewAttack Gaming Convention,” said our source. “So much fun for just 50 bucks plus hotel, airfare, meals and incidentals, taxes and fees.”
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“We’ve reached a deal with OctoMom for a debate with a Planned Parenthood representative.”
lol. Brilliant.
Wait, when did Screw Attack Gaming Convention get to lay claim to Sarcastic Gamer Community’s acronym? Shouldn’t they be using SAGC?
WE are the SGC! Fight the powah!
why does saying octo-mom and screw attack in the same sentence just sound like… no.
@At Rothbaet
SGC was used long before sarcastic gamer in probably more then one thing, including SGC (Stargate Command) from the popular(Now cancelled) TV show “Stargate SG-1″
Just throwing it out there. . .
So instead of of being serious and trying to actually report some news you make shit up and try and talk trash. Thats pretty lame. I know your sites called sarcastic gamer but this is not sarcasm its a cheap and childish attack.
I shall look forward to not visiting this site again.
LOL and a half.
Hey Jatz,
get a sense of humor.
that is all.
Wow, what a lame joke. Plus, your 3 days late for April Fools…