Well, hello there. Welcome to Previously on Sarcastic Gamer, the daily (and I’ll emphasise that last bit again: daily) wrap-up of all things sarcastic. Well, not actually all things sarcastic, just the ones we post here on Sarcastic Gamer. In fact, not everything we post here is sarcastic, so I guess this isn’t a wrap-up of all things sarcastic at all, merely a wrap-up of all things posted on Sarcastic Gamer (.com). Makes you wonder why I didn’t just say that in the first place. Also, what’s with all the italics in this paragraph. I mean, really. Who does this guy think he is? Someone that can use italics? Probably, and if he did think that, he’d be right (all he has to do is press the italics button afterall). Look how easy it is. So, so, so easy to use italics. And another thing: why is this berk insulting himself in the third person (like just then!)? He must have really low self esteem. Or perhaps he’s trying to be all clever, as if he’s a pro-blogger…the pompous git! Or maybe, just maybe, he’s chained to the floor in the Sarcastic Gamer dungeon, being forced to type hilarious introductions to daily wrap-ups, while secretly concealing a plea for assistance within the second to last sentence by typing the phrase “HELP ME!”

Nah, that can’t be it.

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