Sometimes a writer just has to work with the limited amount of information they’ve got. In this case I have two paragraphs drenched in ‘Essence of Vague’. Did I just invent the name of a beautifying compound for the sake of metaphor?! You’re damn right, I did! Metaphors are fun to use and I chose to use my wild imagination to express ‘vague’ as a material substance capable of enveloping paragraphs of other people’s text!

Well, that’s one intro expanded upon without even involving the subject matter. Find out what said paragraphs refer to – and whether I can make a worthwhile article about them – after the jump!

I’ve got to be honest here. If you STILL have no idea what this article will pertain to, despite the BLATANTLY OBVIOUS header image, then I don’t want you here. Seriously, go away and reflect upon your life and why you lead yourself down this path of ignorance and observational failure!

……..I may have just flown off the handle a little bit there. Sorry. It’s just that sometimes I get SO MAD for no particularly good reason. Time was that I could hold it all in, and expell it later on people who’re used to it. Times have changed though, and so have I. Let’s just leave all that nastiness behind us, shall we?

Here’s a funny video to make up for it.

There’s a new page coming up, and that means a new start for everyone present. So I plead to you all, will you do me the honour of going to the next page with me?

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