Well not really, but it seems that Kotaku.com’s own Brian Crecente has signed a three game deal with Rockstar games to be the life model and inspiration for their upcoming game: Jesus H. Christ, Superstar! The seven figure deal was nailed down late last Sunday, and when asked for comment by Sarcasticgamer.com, Mr. Crecente said, “well, I’m a little short for the part, but god damn my hair is perfect!”
Rockstar did note in their press release that they would have to digitally shorten Mr. Crecente’s beard, but did agree that he does have fabulous hair and may even seek to sign the diminutive blogger to star in their upcoming title, “Dwarf Pirate, a Short Shoreman’s story.”
Rockstar spokesman Peter Pilate indicated that Superstar! will follow the life and times of Jesus, but in a modern setting. Fanboys, expect car jackings and water walking in this Q4 2008 release.
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um, maybe a little too much Lono
Q4 2008 release? I must have missed it! :p
ahahhahha good one. Superstar!
ROFL… To quote Family Guy, “Face it. There’s nothing we as Christians *can* do about it. I guess we’ll just have to develop a sense of humor.”
So will the JC, Superstar game feature the Andrew Lloyd Webber music?
@9mmpreacher. Oh shut up.
@killgraft Uh why the hostility? Don’t understand why you are telling him to shut up.
It is a bit too far…
C’mon.
Oh for cryin out loud. It’s a joke. jesus would laugh at this too… Good lord.
@SOG CAMARO Jesus Christ, is everyone from CG gonna come and make a stance against humor?