In the last few weeks, homely looking Susan Boyle has been catapulted into stardom because of her recent appearance on the talent seeking TV Show Britain’s Got Talent!  She has the number one YouTube video in the past 2 weeks, and she seemed to be humble about her new found fame.

That is…until I talked to her WoW Guild!  Hit the jump to hear their story.

I heard that Susan Boyle’s WoW guild was disgruntled so I reached out to them and was able to get on their Ventrilo server to have a chat with a few of them.  The name of the guild is “Hopelessly Single” and they play on the server Virgin’s Breath (Interesting fact: Virgin’s Breath is the highest populated server in WoW!)

Their guild leader, SmiteyMighty (Stupid Paladin) was kind enough to answer all the questions I had.  Guild members LooseCaboose, FittyPounds, and WindowWatcher joined the chat as well.  I recorded the Ventrilo conversation so you could all see it.

Double D: Hey thanks for having me guys.  I appreciate it

SmiteyMighty: No problem at all.  Welcome Yank!

Double D: So tell me about Miss Boyle if you would

Smitey Mighty: Well, She’s actually a pretty good WoW player.  She’s an orc with light facial hair, slightly green skin, her enemies run away just by looking at her and she can never stop dancing!

Double D: man…That dance emote gets old doesn’t it?!?

Loose Caboose: ummm…He’s not talking about her WoW character yet man.

Double D: wha?….OHHHHH.

SmiteyMighty: Oh heavens no.  In game she’s a Troll Priest.  Our main healer to be exact.

Double D: Seems like she’s an asset to Hopelessly Single.

FittyPounds: Oh she most definitely is. But lately…

Double D: oh…trouble in Virgin’s Breath paradise?

SmiteyMighty: Well…ever since Britain’s Got Talent she’s been a little full of herself.

Double D: how so?

SmiteyMighty: Well, on Vent…she’s singing CONSTANTLY. And it’s ALWAYS from Les Miserables.

FittyPounds: Yeah and we ALWAYS yell, “Push to Talk! Push to Talk!”

SmiteyMighty: ::sigh:: She never listens.  And during our raids she is only healing herself…She never heals the Main tank, or anyone else for that matter.  It’s gotten really ridiculous.

LooseCaboose: yeah, and last night she couldn’t shut up about how Simon and the rest of the judges loved her so much!  Like romantically… She said she might not be playing on Virgin’s Breath much longer.  UGGGG

WindowWatcher: Yeah!  And now, when she plays…She plays naked, which is really gross!  And she’s ruining that awesome Ergonomic chair she bought last week.

SmiteyMighty: wait…She never mentioned that in game…

FittyPounds: Yeah man…how do you…

WindowWatcher: ummmm…Oh bugger! Have to go get ready for work!

Double: Ok….

SmiteyMighty:  Anyway, Susan’s a great friend of ours but this fame really has changed her.  We hope the rest of the world can hear her sing as much as we do and realize that she really isn’t that good.  Then things can go back to normal.

LooseCaboose: Seriously.  I think her threats to leave the server are just smoke.

SmiteyMighty: Yeah, she’s always be a Virgin….::cough::…Breath’s player.

Double D: We can only hope guys.  Thanks for your time!

Shame on you Susan Boyle…Shame on you!

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