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Hoping to top the wonderfully wintry Knothole Island, the latest slice of Fable II downloadable add-on-ary, entitled ‘See the Future’,  will send players on a whimsical quest to lift curses from three of Murgo the Trader’s finest wares. Along the way you may wish to speak with the “Ghosts of the Snowglobe”, or assist “The Cursed Knight” by donning many a ferocious outfit, but I suppose you could also venture into “The Colloseum”, if you are partial to pugnacious probing, or purchase a pungent potion from Murgo himself to change your lovable canine associate into a new breed. If none of that sounds interesting though, I’d recommend slapping on some “psycho Jester make-up”, or searching far and wide for a miniature, golden version of Murgo himself!

For a surprisingly reasonable 560, wannabe adventurers can get all this and more, when ‘See the Future’ launches in May. Let’s just hope there’s no flit switches this time around.

Source: Lionhead [Via Destructoid]