According to the information being provided to gamers by AboveTheInfluence.com, gamers that smoke pot will suffer affects to: alertness, concentration, perception, coordination and reaction time. They then go on to point out those are some of the skills required for “winning a battleground, defeating an opponent” and “beating games.”
My conclusion is after the jump…
That’s when I realize something… those brownies on the break room table at SGHQ. I ate those brownies the day I played Killzone 2’s infamous last level. I may have suffered from altered concentration, perception, coordination and reaction time. I did have trouble winning the battleground, defeating an opponent, and beating the game. Was I… was I high?!?!
I demand to know who fixed those brownies and exactly what recipe they used. I suspect they were… Canadian brownies! DUHN, Duhn, duhn….
* SarcasticGamer.com does not condone the use of marijuana or Canadian brownies (sorry PacMan!)
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If those brownies were any good Killzone wouldn’t have been an option. Which is a good reason why they weren’t Canadian brownies. Besides Oregon has enough that they don’t need to import.
I’m surprised at the antidrug ad. I can actually relate to it, and that has never happened before. After getting CoD4 I didn’t smoke nearly as much because I played better sober, and I was playing a lot. Eventually I just stopped. I got clean pee.
Don’t blame the brownies!
Yeah, it was the brownies…..riiiiiight :p
eating brownies before a date?!
that’s like packing a loaded handgun in your pants. What were you thinking?!!
As a fellow Oregonian I have no idea where you would get the idea you needed to talk about this “pot” or getting “high”. I for one have never been friends with a dealer or lived down the street from a guy making meth, or seen a guy taken into police custody at the Gateway mall by cops with guns drawn and dogs… Yeah that never happened.
Seriously though I’m not surprised that if someone on the SG team tackled drug adds they’re in Oregon.
Yeah it’s not good for the fast paced FPS, or music/rhythm games. Try slower or more familiar games