Killzone 2 First Impressions…of the box.

March 2nd, 2009 at 10:00 am · 9 Comments

Killzone 2 Box Art
Inside the box we have the usual manual and advertising gubbins (Sony’s own PS3 insurance scheme and obligatory action game strategy guide advert). Oh, and there’s a disc too, which is marked with a communist wartime-style sketch of Helghast soldiers, much like the posters littered throughout the game itself. That’s matched by the other side of the sleeve, which also looks nifty. Sweet!

As for the manual, it’s a stern lesson in not judging a book by its cover. Certainly, it looks very, very nice (and the Helghast themselves look positively badass) but once you open it up it turns a little miserable. Maybe it was an attempt at emulating the planet of Helghan, itself a rather miserable place?

Sony have obviously prepared for Killzone 2‘s success, cutting costs in the manual production by printing it all in black and white (does it say a lot for their hopes for LittleBigPlanet since they printed that manual in colour?). The result of this is that the manual is as interesting to read as toilet paper,  and probably just as informative. It’s wafer thin and is packed with an extended description of the controls and the equally-wafer-thin characters.

If you thought the manual couldn’t get much worse, you should see how they wasted the back…
Killzone 2 Box Art
Inthenameofallthat’sholywhywhywhywhy. You get the point.

Overall I would rate this box art 7/10 because it will probably be over-rated by those caught up in the Killzone 2 box-art hype (all those crazy professional box-art reviews will be all over it in days, just watch) but I think that it is not brilliant but sort of good.

And don’t worry, there’ll be some real Killzone coverage on the site soon! Watch this space…

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  • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com Doc

    Dude. I can’t believe it. That was the best review of a box I have ever read. Unbelievable.

  • MosEisley

    So wait… Does it get 1 or 2 stars? haha

  • UnderCoverCQC (can’t be bothered to log in)

    They do reviews for game covers now? Jeez :Z

    Anyway great review, I picked this up on Friday from ASDA for 30 quid and I must say, it’s awesome. The online is so atmospheric and graphical while remaining lagless. The overall feel (like the lil’ “ping” you get from killing someone) is way, way past anything that other large-scale FPS’s have had like Resistance 2.

    Ar e you having another gamernight soon, just curious.

    p.s if anyone wants me my PSN ID is didideve

    Laters

  • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com Yamster

    Oh I forgot the rating! if it was 7/10 i’d say..um…2 stars.

  • http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/member.php?u=5861 OMG

    At least you read the manual and made it to the back of the box! :)

    Very funny. Two calloused thumbs up.

  • Cookie

    I’m very jealous Yamster… RAWR

  • Krelith

    Dude I’m totally getting this box

  • Habadasher

    I don’t have a PS3 but if this box is half as good as it sounds it could easily justify a purchase!

  • MojoJojo

    I’ve bought the collector’s edition (thought I would get some skin, a gun and a theme extra) and actually love the tin box it came in. It’s a nice box, but unfortunately it’s the only tin one in a collection of plastic cases.

    Does anybody know if the collector’s edition really offers something extra than just a tin case?