Killzone 2 First Impressions…of the box.

March 2nd, 2009 at 10:00 am · 9 Comments

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Okay, as you probably know by now, Killzone 2 is an absolutely massive game for the PlayStation 3. Sony have a lot riding on this game: it’s spent years in development, it’s been through trauma, criticism and delays, and it’s finally hit store shelves this past week to the relief of many a PS3 owner across the world.

Before we at SG jump into our massive plethora of coverage of the game,  we figured some quick first impressions would be a good idea for those of you who haven’t bought the game yet. And seriously, we mean first impressions: the first time you hold the game!

All because we care. Check out the our impressions of UK boxart over the jump…

As always with brand new, shrink-wrapped games, there’s a sterile smell some would almost call addictive; that ‘new’ smell you get with fresh games that makes you go ‘ahhhhahahh’ when you give it a good, long sniff….that’s not just me, right?

Killzone 2 Box ArtThe front cover is very cool: the four main ISA soldiers of the game’s campaign mode are running in full-on buddy-boy macho-man mode, beneath the ever-watching eyes of a Helghast soldier. The logo dominates the third quarter of the box with the Sony & Guerilla logos and an unnecessarily massive 18 rating in the bottom left because Britain’s parents are stupid.

The rest of the front cover is ruined by a slab of overly-saturated red with some review text on it – OPM UK giving it 9/10 – and a great big stupid silver-blue sticker promoting the PSN. “INTENSE CUSTOMISABLE 32 PLAYER MATCHES”, it shouts; why couldn’t this be left to the back of the box instead of uglying up the front?

Killzone 2 Box Art

It’s there to ugly the back up too: “FIGHT YOUR WAY”, the PSN box shouts, without really saying what you’re fighting your way towards. The rest of the back is largely unassuming, with the usual blurb about the ‘brutal home world of the Helghast’ and all of that, along with some seemingly chosen-at-random screenshots. As if stupid British parents weren’t stupid enough already there’s another great big 18 along with a boldly-printed Contains strong bloody violence. Now seriously, don’t say we don’t warn you about games, Mr Daily Mail.

What about inside the box? Let’s go over the page…

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9 responses so far ↓

  • Doc says:

    Dude. I can’t believe it. That was the best review of a box I have ever read. Unbelievable.

  • MosEisley says:

    So wait… Does it get 1 or 2 stars? haha

  • UnderCoverCQC (can't be bothered to log in) says:

    They do reviews for game covers now? Jeez :Z

    Anyway great review, I picked this up on Friday from ASDA for 30 quid and I must say, it’s awesome. The online is so atmospheric and graphical while remaining lagless. The overall feel (like the lil’ “ping” you get from killing someone) is way, way past anything that other large-scale FPS’s have had like Resistance 2.

    Ar e you having another gamernight soon, just curious.

    p.s if anyone wants me my PSN ID is didideve

    Laters

  • Yamster says:

    Oh I forgot the rating! if it was 7/10 i’d say..um…2 stars.

  • OMG says:

    At least you read the manual and made it to the back of the box! :)

    Very funny. Two calloused thumbs up.

  • Cookie says:

    I’m very jealous Yamster… RAWR

  • Krelith says:

    Dude I’m totally getting this box

  • Habadasher says:

    I don’t have a PS3 but if this box is half as good as it sounds it could easily justify a purchase!

  • MojoJojo says:

    I’ve bought the collector’s edition (thought I would get some skin, a gun and a theme extra) and actually love the tin box it came in. It’s a nice box, but unfortunately it’s the only tin one in a collection of plastic cases.

    Does anybody know if the collector’s edition really offers something extra than just a tin case?

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