I know times are tough these days. The economy is in crisis and many people are unemployed. But two brave men from Jensen Beach, FL came up with a creative and new way to get their video game fix. Are they criminals or entrepreneurs? Follow the jump and you decide.
So these two guys must have been sitting around Friday night thinking about how much they wanted a PS3. Realizing they were broke, they scratched their heads while they tried to figure out what they had of value to trade for one. The good news was they had a large supply of ecstasy and crack cocaine. Knowing their local game store wouldn’t accept that as a trade (and even if they did they wouldn’t get the real street value) they phoned a “friend.”
The bad news was that the “friend” they arranged to trade the crack cocaine for the PS3 with was an undercover cop.
They have now been charged with possession and intent to sell and are hanging out in the Martin County Jail with a $50,000 bond and no PS3. This seems a bit unfair as they were clearly not going to be SELLING the drugs but trading them. Either way it was a bad plan guys.
I realize PS3’s are awesome and come at a hefty price. Heck, I’d like to have a PS3 as bad as the next person but a life of crime is not the solution to your lack of video games. Don’t be a dope. Drugs are bad M’kay?
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What do you mean an article “no one will care about”? Dumb@ss3s are great, dumb@ss3s in video game-related stories are awesome.
Who needs a PS3 when now they get to play great games like “Shankbuilder 2000,” “Don’t Drop the Soap!”, “Cooking Mama: Salad Tossing edition” and “Journey to the Center of the Penal system” for real?
Awwww….thanks! And …ew…lol
@ OMG
What about:
Prison Center: Hiding The Knife?
CrimCity?
Criminal Crossing?
Death Row 2?
Bail-o 3?
I’ve run out…
@ Cod – oh yes, I forgot about those, as well as:
Pin-the-Tail-on-Anything-But-Me
SimGirl: Rubber Glovin’ Lovin
Heavy Arraignment
Gears of Warden
Toilet Raider
Btw, thanks for the article Jax.
You guys are hilarious…lol Pin the tail….hee heee…lol
@ OMG & The Cod
You guys are too funny!
You guys forgot a hit game! What about “Wii Prison”, featuring several mini-games such as:
Run-the-cup-on-the-prison-bars
Weightlifting competition
Smash-the Prisonyard-Rock (now featuring Wii Plus motion controls!)
It might not be on a PS3, but it’s just as good, right? Right…?
Criminal Crossing HAHA,
gotta love this site XD
You forgot:
F.E.A.R (First Encountered Anal Raping)
I went too far didn’t I?
@ Fester.
Yes.
Toilet Raider? Whatever happened to womb raider?
Also:
GTA: Vatican City
Lego Chainsaw Massacre
Halo: Holy Combat
World of PornCraft
Offensive Ones:
Call of Allah: Hamas at war
Sim Concentration Camp
@Some Dude: I think you’re missing the point…
LOL …Womb Raider is good too…and world of porncraft. Yes it was off topic but funny none the less
@Some Dude: “Toilet Raider” is a reference to my former bro-in-law who is doing time in the state pen. He happens to be OCD about germs. In prison. Not a good combo. Apparently laundry runs aren’t often enough, so on a regular basis he commandeers the toilet in his cell and cleans it out with bleach, then washes his clothes in it. I’m not sure how that helps him feel better, but apparently because bleach is involved, he’s ok with it.