We ran a “Killzone 2 will be SO good…” contest on Tuesday to see who could come up with the best finish to that line.  We had several submissions and several blatant “I can haz a code pleez?” requests, but at the end of the day only one of those could be the winner.

Since I don’t get many “Powah!” moments, I decided to wield it accordingly.  The winner was the person that agreed  to wire me the most money for the demo code.  Sadly, the $.35 processing fee I incurred retrieving the money meant I actually lost money in the deal, but I’ll chalk that up to a life lesson.

Read the funny (and occasionally stupid) submissions, including the tragically funny winning entry after the jump…

• that even Rothbart will like it
• that it can touch MC Hammer
• that it will single handedly revive our economy!
• that PS3’s will literally disappear from store shelves!
• that it will cause a red ring on any nearby 360’s!
• that fanboyism will cease to exist as we know it!
• that Rothbart will have to buy Frawlz a Sumolounge!
• that Frawlz will stop looking at porn for 3 days straight!
• that Dave will spontaneously sprout a pair of ovaries.
• that it will make gears 2 look like Haze
• that Sony will only lose 5 billion dollars next month!
• that Duke Nukem Forever will be released
• that and if it isn’t we can all blame it on Doc
• that Marcus Fenix will eat **** and die
• that Halo will be the next Hiroshima
• that it CAN touch this
• that it CAN believe it’s not butter
• that that thy could charge 599 us dollars
• that Guitar Hero will get decent song packs DLC
• that the Wii will asplode
• that that N4G will actually post real news
• that it will be taught in schools as ” The great War on Helgan “
• that Left 4 Dead will be considered PS3 DLC
• that GoW 3 will not be confused with GoW 3
• that Nathan Hale will get shot in the head…
• that emo music will be good
• that Resident Evil 5 will be considered casual
• that The Blue Show will become The Killzone Show and be broadcast every day, every hour, in fact, it’s always on
• that the next Too Human will be Too Helghast
• that the PS3 will be popular
• that Nintendo will blow their own virtual trumpet (heh)
• that Homer from the Simpsons will wear full ISA uniform
• that all your base will belong to Sony
• that all 360 fanboys will overheat will rage and get real-life RRoD
• that it can inflict MASSIVE DAMAGE!!! to a certain Giant Enemy Crab
• that and if it isn’t we can all blame it on Doc
• that the UK will speak German
• that it will be a Halo killer!
• that you can use nectar
• that you win a awesome bobble-head that gives a perm. +1 to fun but -1 to social events (references
• that your brain will have a 33% failure rate
• that that you can survive a Chuck Norris attack (for more than 1 second)
• that Pigsy will become president
• that it will be illegal not to pull a half consipated, half-disgusted face when confronted with a spanish pirate
• that it will make Frawlz late for the podcast
• that Chuck Norris will not be able to get into the demo
• that Adam Sessler will curse at XBOX fanboys
• that they will offer the demo to people that have already bought itAnd the winning entry from Tom W. was: Killzone 2 will be so good UGO will buy it and fire everyone who made it good.

Oh, here’s one more demo code for the fastest fingers!  E3N2-76BB-MQDR