Heheh, what d’ you know; a little grovelling can go a long, long way. I had some nice prizes to give away here, and I was utterly determined that I wasn’t to keep them for myself. It’s not that I didn’t want them, it’s simply that I wanted somebody else to have them instead.

So! Here we are, ready to reveal the winners (and the admirable entries that didn’t quite make the cut) after the jump.

I figured that I might as well showcase my favourite entries here, as some of them were really quite good; some made me smile, some made me laugh, and some made me laugh for all the wrong reasons.

Let’s begin with Ventilaator, who decided to try a ‘long-winded limerick’ approach…

Hi, you might remember me
from back in episode twenty-three
of the Blu Show, when I wrote a rhyme-free
poem, that pretended to be
a limerick, but you see
the poem wasn’t very limericky

There was a reason for that,
the prize was just a hat.

Well, things are different this time
now YOU have an actual prize
that’s worth to be rhymed
about, so I tried
and here is my reply.

Loco Roco is a game
that’s really fun
without any boobs or swears or guns.

Some say it’s lame
And kinda gay
But screw them, I frickin’ love the game.

But then, oh no
my copy is messed up
I can’t play past the tenth level, I’m out of luck

But now there’s you
with number 2
Um…
I’m so hoping to win that I lost all sense of rhythm and rhyme, and a funny line to end this poem with, I hope you forgive me, and I also hope I get to play Loco Roco 2, as it’s the price of a ps3 game here, and I am an underage teen without a job, so it’s kind of unlikely I get to play the game otherwise. I think I should shut up now as the last three lines of this thing have been worthless.

Owch. Sorta ran out of creative juice at the end there. Valiant attempt nonetheless, and more like this follow over the page!

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