With a striking new screenshot to goggle at and five new achievements to achieve, Lost and Damned news junkies can get their much needed fix after the jump.
Let’s delve right in to the hilarious, and at times irreverent, achievement list:
- Get Good Wood (50) – In the Bike Races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat.
- Easy Rider (100) – Finish The Story
- Full Chat (70)- Your backup are riding at their best!
- The Lost Boy (25) – All hail the leader of The Lost!
- One Percenter (5) – Billy is back on his bike.
Yes, yes, the first achievement name is pure filth, but please try and control your tittering. For you see, we now have to don our deerstalker hats and deduce what these achievements tell us about the upcoming DLC. Well, for starters we know that there are bike races in which fellow motorcyclists can be ruthlessly battered down with wooden sticks. We also learn that there’s a story (colour me surprised!), some form of backup who are capable of ‘riding at their best’, a leader who can be hailed, and someone named Billy who got off his bike for a time, but then decided to get back on. Shocking revelations, I know, but nowhere near as shocking as this new screenshot (which can be viewed in its 1280 x 720 entirety here)!
For super-duper-ultra-size, head on over to the above link!
That shotgun looks quite menacing.
Source: RockstarWatch.net Via Joystiq
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Whacking off… on Xbox Live? Say it ain’t so! That should be 50 instant points to 90% of the people with headsets amiright?
Only Rockstar could do something like this, and make it funny. If it came from anybody else it would be disgusting and vulgar.
=D