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PS NETWORK – On December 17, 2008 at 12:17 AM, the world’s largest “Running Man” train was created in Sony’s new virtual world, PlayStation Home. SGC News’ very own PlayStation Editor Catherine Winters was there to witness it.

Read all about it, after the jump.

“This is a truly amazing feat,” declared Catherine. “Every other attempt I have seen to make a dancing train usually ends with ‘I was training your mother last night’ or ‘STFU noob’ but this, this is somehow working. It’s an early Christmas miracle!”

The boogieing success was said to be at about “a gizilion ppl” by one member, but our numbers show it to actually be around 46.

When asked on why he joined the line, xXxPlaya92xXx answered “idk i was bored n thoght it b funny lol”. He then proceeded to comment on Miss Winters’ avatar’s breast size and then asked if she would go back to his room to “cyber and **** on a ***** while ****.”

We lost contact with Miss Winters at about 12:25, after her connection collapsed due to a gross amount of male friend requests.

Sony’s Home Community Manger ‘TedTheDog’ said: “This is the proudest moment of my career. The many man-hours we have put into this project are worth it because of this. We will continue to dedicate our current resources into advancing the dancing abilities of the community.”

Before leaving, Ted also said “Hey, everyone working on them connection problems: drop everything, you have new jobs.”

Home’s successor, PlayStation Rave, is reported to be out second quarter 2010.

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