Just to be total dicks, Sarcastic Gamer has issued Tomb Raider: Underworld a 7.9 after Eidos attempted to FORBID any review scores lower than 8 from being released before Monday. The move by Sarcastic Gamer to trash the game comes despite the fact that no one on our staff has even played it. Editor Lono explains.
Eidos can’t tell me what to do! Who the hell do they think they are? I haven’t even played this game… But I hate it. It’s the worst game I’ve never played.
Some experts think that perhaps Eidos executives are suffering from amnesia.
“Apparently the lessons they learned when they railroaded that Gamespot guy out of his career over a mediocre review for that crapfest Kane and Lynch have been completely wiped out,” said Dr. Horace Goldwater. “It’s either clinical amnesia or some sort of God Complex.”
In the mean time, we’re still going to buy the game, play it, and even if we enjoy it, we’ll probably lower the score anyway.
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lol at the period. and damn you all at the same time!
lol, nice.
I’d write about some Eidos stuff, but I’m off to see Twilight.
W00T!
lol ive actually heard its pretty good. If you play it and it is, do one of your unofficial review things saying it is amazing and brilliant but still only deserves a 4.9 or something.
Piss Eidos off big time!!!
wait, I thought Heavenly Yeti wasn’t a chick???
Twilight?
j/k
@Lono:
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Lol @ The Tomb Raider: Underworld banner ad right next to the article. >__>
WHY did you have to put the period THERE! Whats so bad about a bit of cleavage?
Yes, yes, yes, a million times yes!
@Stan Altfeld: It’s not REAL cleavage.
and this made me laugh…
@Lono
Ouch, that had to hurt. Although, I agree with you
and the cleavage