OK, so it has been a while… But here is another bottom 10 list of what to say to freak people out over Xbox Live.
Hit the jump to read the craziness!!!
1. The first thing you say once you enter a room is “My nipples are way more sensitive now.”
2. When the round is over… ask everyone in the room “Has anyone seen my other sock”?
3. Send a friend request with the message “Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?”
4. Repeat everything people say in the room, then ask “Anyone hear an echo?”
5. Make sure you tell everyone that you have a camera and then ask people if they want to swap pics.
6. Refer to your self in the 3rd person often, but change your name. For example: If you are killed yell “I can’t believe you shot Ivan, son of Heroth, King of Neathermin!!” For maximum effectiveness, say it each time people frag you. This also works in Uno.
7. Send an message to someone in the room saying “They have won the international lottery but they need to send you 100 dollars to pay for the transfer fees”
8. Censor yourself with beep sounds… then yell “Why are you censoring me!!”
9. Ask the match host “Why does my belly button smell like maple syrup?’
Last but not least!!!!!
10. Yell “I should have never tried Viagra… aghhhhh!!!”
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Mostof those are really offensive, and kinda the reason I think X-Box Live is regarded in such low light.
Excellent work, Frawlz!
Much better than the last list. Although I do still use the “chlamydia” one. LOL.
@Kaworus_lover
Wait, what? You think that most of those are offensive?! You must not spend any time on XBL if you think those are offensive. The only one that is even remotely offensive is the one with Jesus and to be honest that’s the one I laughed at hardest (and also plan on doing sometime).
Lighten up a little and try laughing. I promise it will make the world a much better place.
Just a tip… these tips work really well in Real Life too… The sock thingy is really great if you actually take your sock of…
erm frawlz aren’t you a playstation podcast dude?
and now x-box? arg thats annoying
@Kim Andre: You do know Frawlz has a 360 too, right? It’s been mentioned before. Just cause you own a PS3 doesn’t mean you can’t play 360, Wii, or any other console.
OH! Look out. Dude can’t have 2 consoles.
/eyeroll
@kim andre
Yes, because we all know you’re not allowed to like/play more than one console.
/sarcasm
Seriously people, stop the fan boy bs! There’s nothing wrong with being a bi-console or even tri-console owner. We’re not living in some messed up world where we’re only allowed to pick one console we like and then proceed defending it to our deaths. Unfortunately from a lot of comments that seems to be the route most people have taken.
Stop judging people solely based on what console they own/play! It’s getting ridiculous.
Actually the part about Jesus isn’t offensive it’s necessary.
*gasp* Frawlz owns an Xbox 360!!!!
Haha, wow. Doc really did add fan boy(one word) to the comment filter. I thought he was just joking.
Took me forever to figure out what word was preventing my post from showing, thought it might be bs or bi, but nope turns out it’s fan boy(one word). Well played, Doc.
Haha they are great!!! I’m going to try these out.
Haha doc should block fan boy (two words) also!
That was funny. Good stuff Frawlz.
Don’t give them any ideas!
How ’bout Damn Frawlz I can smell your feet over the internet. Wash those puppies
Lol looks like someone was bored. I hear things like this all day on live with little kids anyway. so annoying!
My favorite XBL CoD4 experience with voice chat was the hick vs. the rapper. I ended up muting the hick and just listening to the rapper’s side, b/c he owned him right out of the game. lol
This made me laugh Frawlz!
Particularly the, “Refer to your self in the 3rd person often, but change your name. For example: If you are killed yell “I can’t believe you shot Ivan, son of Heroth, King of Neathermin!!” For maximum effectiveness, say it each time people frag you. This also works in Uno.”
How about say down the MIC “has anyone seen my headset? I can’t find it, DAM! Where’s it gone!”
You don’t write much any more, do you Frawlz?
Nevertheless you shall always have a place in my mouth.
Amazing XD. #1 was the best. I’ve got a friend like that. He says the most random stuff the moment we get in a game…funny as hell.
Im a xbox fan girl…. *Pouts* I own the whole Playstation set and Nintendo too… Shame on me! ^^ Im naughty sorry.. LOL Get over your self! Its stupid just arguing, people who stick to one console should try others and not put others down so quickly.
hey i like xbox better than ps3 but tht dont mean i dont play it dont be so nieve ps3 is brill sos wii noob