Activision to honor veterans with bonus flamethrower

October 10th, 2008 at 1:36 pm · 9 Comments

Activision have officially tipped its hat to America’s military heroes with a fantastic Call of Duty World at War pre-order offer.

Show your military ID or DD-214 at any Gamestop when pre-ordering and get day-one access to an unlockable flamethrower and a set of authentic plastic WaW dog tags.

“We feel that releasing a war-related video game on Veterans Day, November 11th is a huge nod to men and women in uniform,” said a spokesperson for the company.  “Much like Memorial Day mattress sales, this bonus flamethrower is our way of saying thank you to the brave men and women who have sacrificed everything to keep our country free.”

Wanda, a mother whose son died in battle says she’s hoping that other game publishers follow suit in the future by releasing relevant video games on dignified holidays.

“I feel better knowing Travis’ memory will live on through this special offer,” said Wanda.

Note: As a veteran, I am disturbed that Activision have attempted to weave a video game into a holiday that is meant to pay respect to our brave heroes.  This article is written as satire.  It is completely made up to make a point.

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