One of our Sarcastic Gamer Forums members, Zingo, has toiled long and hard to bring you a fantastic Sarcastic Gamer fan song, made even more delicious by the fact that Zingo’s username complies with my harsh regulations.
The song is called ‘99 Red Show Balloons’ and a link to the song, as well as the full lyrics, can be found after the jump.
http://www.filedropper.com/sgsong30
Dallas Texas is where it’s made
The cast is Lono, Doc, and Dave
Every week I listen to
The Orange and the Red show too
Humpday Update and the big show
The realest podcasts that I know
They’re Shang’ri’la from start to end
Subscribe right now tell all your friends
Sarcastic Gamer is they’re name
They’re kicking ass and playing games
Sarcastic gamer for the win
Up down up down and zoom in
Doc gets cramps when he gets fed
He kissed Godfrey on the head
He made the site for you and me
And his prices are crazy
Lono lives in Illinois
Too human makes him jump for joy
His ego’s reached a brand new height
He’s a lawyer by day, baddass blogger by night
Dave’s a guy no one can hate
Cuz he steals stuff from his mom like plates
He may not mail them perfectly
But he’s a master of hummingbirdology
The blue blue show is another one
It’s all about the Playstation
But the Red Show’s where it’s at
Then the Orange after that
They talk about the games that rock
Like Grand Theft Auto and Bioshock
Dave always takes out the show
Then they tell some tasteless jokes
They have a site that you can see
With all their news and parodies
It’s cut my social life in half
Now I can’t sleep without Doc’s belly laugh
Parodies, forums, blogs and more
On sarcastic gamer you’ll never get bored
Talk about your Xbox or PS3
Or watch the Wii Fit Parody
I’m addicted to the site
I’m up on my laptop all night
I’m dehydrated and I smell like mud
It’s 3 am and I’m peeing blood
I’ve been a gamer from the womb
Now I am locked up in my room
With my laptop on my bed
I’ve been declared legally dead
And yet I still love Dave and Doc
And Lono’s what makes the show rock
So say good bye to your friends and mom
And go to Sarcastic Gamer dot com
Great work Zingo!
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***APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE *** loved it!
Still, I am shocked. This song made me cry and made me figure out the meaning of life. This will surely go onto my iPod.
LOL! GENIUS!!!!
My favorite verse of the song:
The blue blue show is another one
It’s all about the Playstation
But the Red Show’s where it’s at
Then the Orange after that
Hilarious and mean all at the same time
Great job, Zingo!
This better go on the Red show or somethin’ cuz I’m too lazy to download it.
fantastic now someone needs to sing this and put it on youtube
facepalm
man that is kick ass!!
i don’t know why but the tune sounds so familiar that I am pinching myself trying to remember…
what was it from?
“It’s cut my social life in half” LOL
@raptorcut
, but that doesn’t matter. It’s the creativity.
It’s a parody of the song 99 luftballoons. You’ve probably heard it sung in German. Once again, I congratulate on a job well done, Zingo. Good to see a fellow bad singer amongst the SG community
Wow, that really took guts to put up!… it may not exactly be Steven Tyler on the vocals but great job nonetheless
Now, who’s up for a modern dance interpretation of our appreciation for SG?… Anyone?!