
Most geeks will take any chance to dress up as their favorite video game or anime character. Whether it’s at a huge conference like PAX, or somewhere a little smaller like Comic-Con geeks will be there and dressed in their geek uniform of choice. As all geeks know, there’s only one day where they can dress up and roam the streets freely. That day, of course, is Halloween.
If you ever wanted to make yourself into your World of Warcraft character, it takes more than a little bit of cash to buy the costume. You really needed to work hard on it and be creative.
Well, not anymore. Geekgasms and cosplay orgies, after the jump.
Buycostumes.com and Annie’s Costumes have released a line of official World of Warcraft halloween costumes, ranging from latex masks to makeup and tie-on elf ears. That’s right, tie-on elf ears.
I would like to point out that all these masks are made for adults, as there’s not a single children’s item in the World of Warcraft line. I’m not sure exactly what to make of that, but I do know plenty of adults who are probably going to be buying these.
Well, that’s about all I’ve got. This article just about writes itself, and the humor is already in the story. If you’re one of the people who is going to buy one of these, I doubt you’ll be embarassed by a simple article attempting to make fun of it. If you’re not going to be purchasing one, I hope you just got a good chuckle.
I’ll just say that many nerd boyfriends are going to be very happy this Halloween. Those Night Elf ears look awesome.
Sources: Buy Costumes, Annie’s Costumes
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I get the feeling that duct tape sales is gonna go way down after these costumes hit the market.
you had me at “Geekgasms and cosplay orgies.” nothing really surprises me anymore, even something as ridiculous as that.
Oohh, I am so gonna go as an Orc and when people touch me, I’ll say “stop Poking me!” or something totally Non Sequitur and people will laugh and laugh…
I knew it! No i will not stop poking you Lono……eew!
Wait… So I can get a WOW costume for Halloween?
I’m TOTALLY gonna kiss a girl this year!
yea, Night Elf ears look awesome.