Bert: Mornin’ Ted.

Ted: Mornin’.

Bert: I was thinking: since the biggest console launch in the history of man is about to take place, we should do something really special like. Y’know what I mean? Something REALLY big.

Ted: Aye. I concur with your observation. How about some sort of gonfortoscope?

Bert: What the hell is that?

Ted: Oh Bert, so naive, so young.

Bert: You’re younger than me!

Ted: You keep thinking that Bert. They all keep thinking that…

Bert: Look, I really don’t think that-

Ted: Jump!

Bert: What?

Ted: Jump! Hit the jump!

Bert: Why would I want to do that?

Ted: I don’t know, just do it!

Bert: Be quiet Ted, you’re making a scene. Don’t embarrass me in front of my superiors.

Ted: That’s a cat, not your superiors.

Bert: I know. Ok, shutup, forget this. We need to discuss how we’re going to rig up this slideshow for the Malaysian PS3 launch.

Ted: How about we make cardboard cut-out puppets and put on a nice puppet show for all the ladies and gentlemen that are watching.

Bert: While that is an incredible idea, I don’t think Mr Sudo would like that.

Ted: Mr Sudo? Isn’t he the managing director of Sony Malaysia?

Bert: That he be m’hearties. Avast you scurvy sea dog!

Ted: Yes…

Bert: Indeed.

Ted: …

Bert: …

Ted: Boo!

Bert: Ok, I have a plan. How about I rush off a quick PowerPoint presentation, we’ll hook it up to a projector and then play Wii the rest of the time. Minimum work, maximum gain.

Ted: Coolio. You always were the smart one Bert.

Bert: You never know, I may be able to finish Twilight Princess while we’re here.

[After much setting uping, and cable plugging ining, the slideshow was ready to go]

Mr Sudo: TED, BERT, MY OFFICE NOW!

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