
Bert: Mornin’ Ted.
Ted: Mornin’.
Bert: I was thinking: since the biggest console launch in the history of man is about to take place, we should do something really special like. Y’know what I mean? Something REALLY big.
Ted: Aye. I concur with your observation. How about some sort of gonfortoscope?
Bert: What the hell is that?
Ted: Oh Bert, so naive, so young.
Bert: You’re younger than me!
Ted: You keep thinking that Bert. They all keep thinking that…
Bert: Look, I really don’t think that-
Ted: Jump!
Bert: What?
Ted: Jump! Hit the jump!
Bert: Why would I want to do that?
Ted: I don’t know, just do it!
Bert: Be quiet Ted, you’re making a scene. Don’t embarrass me in front of my superiors.
Ted: That’s a cat, not your superiors.
Bert: I know. Ok, shutup, forget this. We need to discuss how we’re going to rig up this slideshow for the Malaysian PS3 launch.
Ted: How about we make cardboard cut-out puppets and put on a nice puppet show for all the ladies and gentlemen that are watching.
Bert: While that is an incredible idea, I don’t think Mr Sudo would like that.
Ted: Mr Sudo? Isn’t he the managing director of Sony Malaysia?
Bert: That he be m’hearties. Avast you scurvy sea dog!
Ted: Yes…
Bert: Indeed.
Ted: …
Bert: …
Ted: Boo!
Bert: Ok, I have a plan. How about I rush off a quick PowerPoint presentation, we’ll hook it up to a projector and then play Wii the rest of the time. Minimum work, maximum gain.
Ted: Coolio. You always were the smart one Bert.
Bert: You never know, I may be able to finish Twilight Princess while we’re here.
[After much setting uping, and cable plugging ining, the slideshow was ready to go]
Mr Sudo: TED, BERT, MY OFFICE NOW!
Source: YouTube






hahah
The next Zelda game is on PS3, you heard it here first!
late but whatever
Thats not right but it is funny
wow… i hope this isn’t the last we hear of Ted and Bert