This feature is for those of you who only check Sarcastic Gamer for their gaming news, or those of you who haven’t had enough time to catch up on all the latest happenings. The staff here at SG are, after all, only human and it’s impossible for us to cover all Yamster’s posts, let alone every single piece of news that comes out. Therefore here are the things we missed (and the things we didn’t miss) in a handy link dump format. Enjoy!

Read a weeks worth of news in five minutes, after the jump.

Saturday 16th August

Final Fantasy XIII demo to be over 90 minutes long (FinalFantasyXIII.net) Via PS3 Fanboy

Viva Piñata 2’s four player co-op isn’t gimped! (X3F)

Disaster: Day of Crisis may actually still exist (Vooks) Via Joystiq SG Article

Sunday 17th August

Nothing news worthy, sorry.

Monday 18th August

Dragon Age: Origins coming to consoles (EuroGamer)

Alan Wake devs come out of seclusion for update (Alan Wake Forums) Via Joystiq

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky is done, shipping Sept. 5 (GamesIndustry.biz) Via Joystiq

Chrono Trigger launches November 25 (Square Enix) SG Article

The end of the games console era (Daily Telegraph) SG Article

GameSpot’s ‘Gerstmann-gate’ VP Heads to Double Fusion (Game Daily)

Tuesday 19th August

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Pre-orders Include Free Redeem Code and Early Access to Xbox LIVE Arcade Game (GamerScoreBlog)

2K Games Announces Release Date for BioShock for PLAYSTATION3 System (Take 2)

Denis Dyack: People just don’t get Too Human (OXM) SG Article

Multiple playable characters to be available in Finaly Fantasy XIII Demo

Wednesday 20th August

New COD4 Playlists (Four Two Zero)

Ratchet PSN download is 3.2GB in Europe, 2.3GB in NA (EuroGamer)

The Sims 3 hitting real and virtual shelves on Feb. 20, 2009 (EA) Via Joystiq

EA to serve up new Wii tennis franchise (EA) Via Joystiq

Miis go on Wii’s Guitar Hero World Tour (Joystiq)

Sony announces PS4…err sorry, I mean PSP-3000 (Sarcastic Gamer)

Sony Announces new 160GB PS3, Sony unveils Wireless Keypad with Mouse Compatibility, Vidzone PS3 Music Service to Launch in Europe, PS2 SingStar Tracks to Become Rippable to PS3 with New Firmware Update (Sarcastic Gamer)

360 D-Pad Redesign? (EuroGamer) SG Article

GTA DLC Still Coming (IGN) SG Article

Fallout 3 Available October 28 (Bethesda) SG Article

LittleBigPlanet coming to Europe Oct. 29 (Joystiq)

Bully in development for PC (EuroGamer)

Kratos to Swing the Clubs of Chaos in Hot Shots Golf (Playstation Blog) SG Article

Thursday 21st August

WoW: Lich King ‘Games Con 2008′ trailer HD (GameVideos)

Xbox and Rock the Vote to Give Voters a New Platform for Change (Gamerscore Blog)

Eden to fix Alone in the Dark 360 (EuroGamer)

Ubisoft Builds on Anno Brand with Anno 1404 (Ubi) Via Joystiq

Duke Nukem 3D coming to XBLA ’sometime in September’ (Joystiq)

Samba de Amigo gets dates, DLC and full song list (Joystiq)

First details emerge of GTA IV PC (EuroGamer)

Friday 22nd August

XBLA Duke adds saved films, rewind feature (Joystiq)

Qore Episode 4 features early MotorStorm demo, LBP theme (PS3 Fanboy)

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