This is an official warning to all residing in the Seattle area that Lono, Dave, and Frawlz will be landing there shortly. Thin-skinned residents should shelter in place and remain indoors until Sunday afternoon.
If you encounter this crew, you will immediately identify them by the odd vocabulary, irritable demeanor, and incessant random questions coming from the various members of the group.
In more pleasant news, Rothbart will also be arriving shortly and is expected to begin critiquing everything from the weather to the Space Needle within hours.
Seattle, we at Sarcastic Gamer would like to apologize in advance for any inconvenience this may cause, and promise to stay the hell out of your town for at least a year.
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4 responses so far ↓
1 Keith K // Aug 28, 2008 at 10:50 am
Now if only Starbucks would stay the hell out of our towns for at least a year.
2 Showtime95 // Aug 28, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Thanks for the heads up. I will be sure to take extra precautions as I go about my daily routine here in Seattle.
3 Apex // Aug 29, 2008 at 7:30 pm
LOL everybody duck in cover lono’s bringing his opinions!
4 paulmess7 // Aug 30, 2008 at 9:31 am
Now I’m GLAD there aren’t any gaming events here in Jersey… well actually, I still wish there were…
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