I need a divorce attorney to go with the Far Cry 2 Map Editor

August 19th, 2008 at 3:29 pm · 20 Comments

A lot of fantastic video games are coming this fall, among them Far Cry 2.  As a confessed map editor freak-of-nature with the last Far Cry, I can in all seriousness tell you that after seeing what Far Cry 2’s map editor looks like, I am going to lose sleep, get in big trouble with Wifey, and set a bad example for my kids when this game drops this Fall.

Just watch… (video and more after the jump.)

HOLY….. peanut butter…… crackers.

Over 1000 objects?  Weather controls?  Texture editors?  This isn’t a video game… It’s a GOD simulator!

If you think I’m kidding, just wait until this Fall when I disappear for weeks at a time, popping up only here and there to get people to come and play my maps.  I spent a huge chunk of my 32nd year on Earth in the original Far Cry editor stacking cargo containers in water until I’d built a freighter, or recreating 2fort from the original Team Fortress using walkways.  Given this amount of control, I just might hurt myself and the ones I love.

Wifey has learned to be pretty tolerant of my gaming.  I sure hope it holds up.

Wifey or Far Cry 2…..  Far Cry 2 or Wifey.

Let’s just cross that bridge when we get to it.

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    20 responses so far ↓

    • Eddiemilz says:

      Wow! that looks immense

    • Eoco says:

      Oh wow, that looks incredible.

    • jamezDeadman says:

      the little big planet of shooters [img]http://www.presionastart.com/foros/style_emoticons/default/zippy.gif[/img]

    • jamezDeadman says:

      the little big planet of shooters

    • Spoof says:

      I think I am going to be very sick when this game comes out ;D

    • kim andre says:

      it is like sims sity just that you can be in the city and shot stuf xD
      god lord this gona be my favorit game :D
      i must have it going to preorder tomorow

      ty for sharing doc :)

    • Nathanhale says:

      Ahhh poor doc

    • Cody says:

      OMG…THATS the reason why they replace the 20GB HDD with a 60GB unit ;) I think I personally would pay 60bucks just for that editor :)

    • Bumblebear says:

      Wow..that looks truely amazing.
      I cant wait for this to come out.
      Had a question though, is it possible to add NPCs to the maps you create and play them out?
      i never played Far Cry, so not really sure on what is possible.

    • Attardog says:

      Thats gonna rock.

    • Lucifers Jello says:

      I can haz Game of Gamez!

    • kim andre says:

      oooooooooooo por doc’s wife :(
      hope she is gona be ok xD
      no but seriasly doc, dont use al ur time on this be a litle bit whit you wife and kids to :)
      whit this map editor you dont justst gona forget them, you gona hurt your self to xD

    • jed says:

      wow this game is amazing im getting it and gana make a hole bunch of maps i did on the old one all the time

    • jed says:

      idk about yall but this is gana be game of the year and if it isnt im gana sue the bitches that make games game of the year haha

    • ThomasJay says:

      Damn, now I want this just for the editor. Why’d I have to watch that video?

      Also, why are games that let you create your own content all of a sudden being compared to Little Big Planet? What’d we compare them to before LBP? LEGO?

    • typhoon says:

      wow this would be sweet if i had any sort of creativity in me .. i can draw and sketch but i can never use map editors

    • jed and kim please i dm people using short hand to type but if you are at least get it right “por doc’s wife :(
      hope she is gona be ok xD
      no but seriasly doc, dont use al ur time on this be a litle bit whit you wife and kids to :) ” seriously??

      this game looks amazing …damn that another 40 quid on a game I’ll never see again….already buying Fable 2, Mercs 2, mirrors edge and possibly a few others that are a really good selection of games this half of the year im going to be broke come christmas………time to get out the ‘ole second hand box

    • web design says:

      Wow, thats amazing that it works on the 360. I wonder how easy it will be to bring in your own 3d objects on the PC side.

    • teh dude says:

      web design, if that were possible, this game would literally make BILLIONS of dollars just from people wanting the map editor. One feature I hope there is is rotating on a z scale, like up and down, so you can put a crate upside down if you want. That would give so many more possibilities.

    • Warren Clyde says:

      Greatest map editor ive played on 360.
      Look at me, im Warren Clyde! Far Cry 2 character…seriously i have the gamertag and my own site, check out the maps ive made there
      WarrenClyde.tk

      …And yes you can rotate objects in any angle…ANY!

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