If you’re playing online with your buddies and you need to break the monotony, why not try quoting movies. There are two approaches to this. You can just throw out random quotes, and hope someone else saw the movie. If they haven’t then there’s that awkward pause where your comrades either think that you have Tourette’s Syndrome, or you’re possessed. The second and smarter way to handle this is to ask if they have seen the movie before you start your quoting.
Now that you have the technique down, here are 5 movies I highly recommend for quoting.
Super Troopers
This is a great movie that I highly recommend to everyone. If the cops in your town were like this, you’d never move. It is hilarious and has a lot of one liners to quote. Here are a few of those quotes.
- License and registration … CHICKEN F***ER!
- Does that look like spit to you? AHHH f*** it!
- Liter… It’s French for give me some f***in’ cola or I’ll break those f***in’ lips!!!!
- littering and? Littering and? Littering and?…
- These boys get that syrup in ‘em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
Clerks
Ah, the story of everyone’s favorite flunkies and their adventures while being stuck working in a crappy strip center. It’s hard to call this movie indy, since it’s a huge success. That and it’s a gold mine for quotes.
- People say crazy s*** during sex. One time I called this girl “Mom.”
- You hate people! – But, I love gatherings, isn’t it ironic?
- This job would be great if it wasn’t for the f***ing customers.
- 37! (You’ll have to watch the movie for that quote)
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License and Registration Meow!
Can’t believe he missed out “Evil Shenannigans!” “I’m gonna pistol whip the next guy who says Shenannigans!”
What, no aliens? “Game over man!”
They Live has a bunch of good ones.
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
Or, for Bad Company “The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules. “
I like “It’s a trap, do a barrel roll!” -Starfox
“How do you like me now!” -IDK
“Boom! Headshot!” -PurePwnage series
“Wolverines!” & “Avenge me!” -Red Dawn
“Use the Force, Luke” -Star Wars
why cant you edit posts?
oh well…
“I see your Swartz is as big as mine…” -Spaceballs
“It’s over 9000!!!!” -Dragonball Z
“Oh you did NOT shoot that green sh** at me!” -Independence Day
“BooooSH!” -PMPB immitating Haze
You suck Dave! You didn’t mention the one movie I quote like everyday!!!
FOREST GUMP!!!
*momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates*
*me and Jenny were like peas and carrots*
*chicken shrimp, shrimp and potatoes, pineapple shrimp…*
*My names Forest, Forest Gump*
*Stupid is as stupid does*
*Run Forest! Run!*
*The bullet jumped up and bit me, yes sir, directly in the buttock*
“Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!” – The Big Lebowski
“I’ve got a major hard-on. The enemy must be near.” – Tankmen
Any quote from Anchorman
“They went out with their boots on.” – SecondHand Lions
“Whatever I feel like I want to do GOSH!” – Napoleon Dynamite
“We’re on a mission from god.” – Elwood in The Blues Brothers(Best quote EVAR!)
Mine are easy to say during COD to.
you should include books to.
For example in one of the discworld books
“Today is a good day for somebody to die”
or from the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
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“you f***ed it up! YOU F***ED IT UP!!” –Big Lebowski
“hey you guuuuyyyys!” –The Goonies
“wow, wolfmen DO have nards!” –The Monster Squad
“i’m going to ask you a bunch of questions, and i want ta have them answered immediately. who is your daddy, and what does he do?” –in a very convincing Schwarzeneger impression–Kindergarten Cop
“i think i’ve just had an apostrophe. loitnin’ ‘as just struck moi brain.” –pirate accent–Hook
“and you will know my name is the LORD, when i lay my vengeance upon thee!” –Pulp Fiction
“they shoulda never gave you ni**as money!” –Chappelle Show
“f*** no, thank ya kindly.” –Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
“respect the c**k, and TAAAME the c**t!” –Magnolia
“god said, i am the light of the world…but he might as well of said: i am king sh** of f*** mountain!” –Mr. Show
“hey, fryman. you hear what i just ordered? i’m ‘onna be fartin’ blood ovah here!” –ATHF
“dat boy gonna poop himself inside out. ’s gonna be like the incredible hulk bustin’ out the back o’ his pants!” –ATHF
meh, that’s just a few…my heads full o’ this s***.
Looks like I’m on top -Hackers
Never fear I is here -Also Hackers.
I’m a leaf on the wind -Serenity
Let’s blow this place and go home -Star wars (think it was the second one)
You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain’t ever seen, a donkey fly -Shrek
That’s all for now, but I’m going to start a forum thread on it.
oh yeah… sorry so long just gotta drop it in there:
“brutal.” –metalocalypse
“whaddya mean booze ain’t food?! i’d rather chop off my ding dong than admit that!” “woah, you’d rather chop off your ding dong than not drink?” “yeah” –in very convincing Murderface and Toki voices from Metalocalypse.
Anything from Scarface… but quoting is lame.
Who can forget Red vs Blue?
“Whoop-de f**king do”
“F***k berries”
“Church if I die I want you to have my orange juice”
“So you are half shark, half gay robot”
“I don’t want to die, I want to be a space cowboy”
And last but not least, from the new episoded’s(they are better than tv)
“Caboose, if you are ever in trouble Never come back to this base!Do you understand?
-I think so!Never go backwards
-Ahhh!Close enough!
Run bitch, run !!! – scary movie….dvd extras
2 from Pulp Fiction
“Oh man, you shot Marvin in the face!”
“Why the hell didn’t you tell us he was in the bathroom with a goddamn hand cannon!?”
“612 park avenue, 612 park avenue. It’s for da shortiiiiis!” – ATHF