We here at Sarcastic Gamer are a motley bunch. We’ve got writers from Scotland, England and Canada, mods and cartoonists from England, Poland and Australia, but the majority of us are from the good ‘ole U.S. of A. That said, the American guys from here at SG would just like to thank England. We want to thank the English for oppressing us just enough to make us want to thow some Tea into the ocean and form our own country.
In case you’re wondering, we’re doing pretty good over here since starting our own thing here across the pond. No real problems. Sure, we get homesick once and a while, but when we really start jonesing for a return to England, we just think about the crappy food and return to our senses…
So here’s to you England, Happy Fourth of July, from Sarcastic Gamer!
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17 responses so far ↓
1 Eagle Eye // Jul 4, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Nothing wrong with English food
2 DeathByWaffle // Jul 4, 2008 at 12:34 pm
@Eagle: I agree…for the most part.
3 Yamster // Jul 4, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Oi! We Scots pride ourselves on our greasy food..
and why do people always assume England and the United Kingdom are the same thing?
Scotland’s part of the UK too!
4 MacMan2001 // Jul 4, 2008 at 12:51 pm
OIIII! Leave our country and beverage alone you SLAAAAGS! We’ll cut you up!
5 Keith K // Jul 4, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Thanks to Britain for oppressing you enough to form your own country, declare war back on Britain and destroy Upper Canada’s Parliament building, subsequently having your White House torced by Canadians.
Happy Independence Day guys!
6 De Stijl // Jul 4, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Oh yeah, coz American food is REAL cuisine….
7 Ratchet8clank // Jul 4, 2008 at 2:23 pm
its my brother’s birthday! but we live in Canada so no Independence Day celebration.
8 Pablos102030 // Jul 4, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I had a finnish exchange student who refused to have mayonnaise on her sandwiches. THIS IS AMERICA, YOU WILL EAT AMERICAN FOOD! LOL. Mayo is awesome.
9 R.A.F // Jul 4, 2008 at 5:08 pm
In a way most americans are infact european as there were only native americans in american before it was discovered and colonised by the europeans who brought wealth and prosperity to america so clearly didn’t oppress america. Also if british food is that bad why are american children the most obese in the world? Must be because of all those healthy burgers!
10 Lono // Jul 4, 2008 at 5:42 pm
@R.A.F.: Well, I should have said that the English are apparently the easiest to offend with obviously stupid jokes…
Oh and BTW, Most americans AREN’T European… sorry to say.
And our kids are obese because they eat too much of our AWESOME American Food!
Happy 4th, and learn to take a joke.
11 Farko // Jul 4, 2008 at 7:07 pm
wow lono , you just cant catch a break can you. i cant count how many times you tried to make an innocent little joke only to end up having it blow up in your face.
Im Irish/english and didnt find this offensive, just funny. its an obvious joke to get people in the 4th of july mood, not a crack at the uk.
Lono, i think in the future you better stick to p.c jokes, about fluffy bunnies who enjoy and respect all other members of the other animals in the sugar dandy forest. oh wait that sucks, better stick to the usual stuff then.
12 Krelith // Jul 4, 2008 at 11:16 pm
You know the worst thing about this whole 4th July thing? It’s NOT that your treacherous ancestors (”Americans”) betrayed mine (Limeys). It’s that my ancestors weren’t involved with the treachery!!!
That said, english food is awesome and greasy
Lol happy 4th July guys!
13 MightyMutt // Jul 5, 2008 at 4:39 am
Happy 4th of July Americans! You can have another 100 years of independence if you agree to take McDonalds back.
And the weather here is way worse than the food.
14 ProudlyAnAddict // Jul 5, 2008 at 5:12 am
haha Lono chips fried in grease more grease with a double helpling of grease is why americans are obesce and why the japanese made the wii fit
Theres nothing wrong with england or the UK as its fiction friday I’m happy Lono agrees with me
15 Bono Hit My Car // Jul 5, 2008 at 6:18 am
What the hell is so special about July 4th>
16 xbot // Jul 5, 2008 at 10:05 am
@Bono Hit My Car
July 4th was the day the declaration of Independence was read to the public
17 Don't Eat Yellow Snow // Jul 6, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Happy Sarcastic 4th of July
Enjoy you “freedom !!!”
p.s. We let you win
From Bonnie Scotland
(Where men are men !, and sheep are worried)
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