I have bad news for folks like THIS GUY. We’re about to drive down the value of mints, by flooding the market a tad.
We are literally overrun with Left 4 Dead mints. Apparently Valve over-ordered the novelties for E3, so they unloaded a big box of them on us as we were leaving E3.
Lacking any organized or fiscal way to give hundreds of these little mint tins away, we arrived at the decision to plop them into any outgoing envelopes to SG Community members. So if you win any prize from us, expect some mints to arrive with it. If we owe you money, that check ought to smell mighty minty.
AND YES. Get a mousepad or a shirt from the SG Store and you too can have Zombie-themed fresh breath.
And since we aren’t in the business of SELLING SWAG, you can’t BUY the mints… Please don’t ask.
T-shirts in our store are back for just 15.99 (plus S&H), and mouse pads are only $6.00 (plus S&H)
Speaking of SWAG though, we have some KILLER Fallout 3 stuff to give away, plus official HAWX patches and a poster. We’re still devising those contests, so stay tuned.
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12 responses so far ↓
1 The Ploogle // Jul 22, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I. WANT. FALLOUT 3 SWAG.
2 Bono Hit My Car // Jul 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I want a HAWX patch!!!!!
3 Pablos102030 // Jul 23, 2008 at 12:15 am
I want a poster!
4 9mmPreacher // Jul 23, 2008 at 1:10 am
I want recon armor, oh…sorry
5 kim andre // Jul 23, 2008 at 8:58 am
i ordered my t-shirt jesterday
and i epekt to get some left for dead minth whit it 
6 Jacob816 // Jul 24, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Just so long as Dave gets to keep a HAWX patch for himself
7 kim andre // Jul 26, 2008 at 5:30 pm
por dave…. why do you give away hes hawx pach? cant you let the por man ceep the deam thing?!
and he will be hapely ever after 
i hope dave reads this and going right over to doc’s ofice (or hes man cave or wathever) and ses somting like ” hey doc let me cep it pls kim andre the unknown forum member wants me to keep it and wen he ses somting like that you cant denie hem!” and then doc goes somting like this ” ok then becose of kim andre the unknown forum member that i newer heard abaut has sed so you must keep it!” then doc hands over the hawx pach to dave
ps sory for bad spelling
8 Dave // Jul 27, 2008 at 12:42 am
@Kim
I actually have my patch in my possession. If Doc wants to give it away, he’ll have to “pry it from my cold dead hands.”
9 kim andre // Jul 27, 2008 at 4:06 am
gz dave
and keep your coold hands on that pach i do not wana se doc taking it from you 
10 kim andre // Jul 27, 2008 at 4:08 am
cold* sory xD
11 Havok Saunders // Jul 27, 2008 at 8:50 am
That is hilarious. The eBay auction didn’t get any bids. Who is going to pay $9.99 (plus $4.99 for shipping) for some mints? Apparently no one.
12 kim andre // Jul 27, 2008 at 12:46 pm
and if you doc reads this i i weel sey somthing to you. YOU FO NOT DEAR TAKING THE HAWX PACH FROM DAVE!
and if you still do it i weel make a doc in the sarcastic gamer boycot!!!!
but i ame serias you dont dear taking it……
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