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It’s a GIRL! And we’re certain she’s Lono’s!

July 11th, 2008 · 61 Comments

by Doc

EARLY this morning, Lono’s wife gave birth to a healthy happy baby girl. Mom and baby are doing great, and Lono is the happiest I’ve ever heard him. Let’s try and keep it out of the tabloids folks.

Congratulations!

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    61 responses so far ↓

    • 1 aenima // Jul 11, 2008 at 9:15 am

      CONGRATULATIONS LONO!!!

      Any ideas on names? :P

    • 2 Peace Bunny // Jul 11, 2008 at 9:17 am

      Congrats to Lono, all the best dude,

      PB

    • 3 Murdoc // Jul 11, 2008 at 9:24 am

      Gongrats Lono!

    • 4 Brandonpop // Jul 11, 2008 at 9:26 am

      Gratz to Lono!

      I hope she can beat you on Wii Golf too (:

    • 5 gigermunit // Jul 11, 2008 at 9:30 am

      Congrats Lono!

    • 6 DarthVicious82 // Jul 11, 2008 at 9:33 am

      Congratulations Lono! Get some sleep while you can. :-P

    • 7 instant // Jul 11, 2008 at 9:43 am

      congratulations :)

    • 8 Piranacon // Jul 11, 2008 at 9:53 am

      Congratulations :)

    • 9 kuat // Jul 11, 2008 at 9:59 am

      congrats to Lono and his family! g’luck on sleep!

    • 10 Will // Jul 11, 2008 at 10:04 am

      Congrats!

    • 11 Jolley22 // Jul 11, 2008 at 10:06 am

      Congrats Lono

    • 12 SarcasticSparki // Jul 11, 2008 at 10:07 am

      Congratulations…. WAIT?!?!?!

      This is fiction friday, you guys almost got me. If this post was real I’d have expected this post to be prefixed with “Non-Fiction”.. but since it’s not, the only valid assumption is that baby is a lie right?

      You guys are pretty good… and having Doc post it cause Lono is “preoccupied with baby stuff” is clever, you guys really go all out for your friday fun.

      jk. Congrats! Unless this is fake, then you really did get me. DAGNABBIT!!!

    • 13 SugarFree // Jul 11, 2008 at 10:19 am

      Congratulations.

    • 14 piston11792 // Jul 11, 2008 at 10:40 am

      Congratulations Lono. Thats just awesome dude. Looking forward to the pictures (:

    • 15 Doc // Jul 11, 2008 at 10:46 am

      It is true.
      Updating with picture

    • 16 Eagle Eye // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:09 am

      Now you need a babies line of sarcastic gamer t-shirts

    • 17 Yamster // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:11 am

      Adorable! :D
      And Eagle Eye’s right, Sarcastic Gamer romper suits are the next big thing for the store…

    • 18 Applepie // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:16 am

      Congrats Lono.
      Oh, and nice job on the SG edits on the pictures.
      Lol.

    • 19 Tempe4mental // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:18 am

      I wonder if your daughter will sound the same,
      “Uncle Waynmaker, WARE ARE YOU GWOING WIF DAT FWIGATE?”

    • 20 Doc // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:21 am

      @Tempe

      LMAO

    • 21 Doc // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:22 am

      Lono said she came out hungry!

      Guess she takes after her Dad

    • 22 kim andre // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:49 am

      congrats lono :D

      i know u gona be a gr8 dad :)
      got eny name yet?
      and i know she will beat her dad in wii :P

    • 23 Ranzkin // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:53 am

      Would be fun with a naming contest!

      Gratz Lono!!

    • 24 Odins Messenger // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:54 am

      Congrats man, maybe she will get your dog tags since Doc can’t seem to!

      Again Congrats man.

    • 25 paulmess7 // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:56 am

      Wow, never seen soo many comments!!! Congratz Lono!!!

      @Doc, are you serious, Lono sounded happy? *gasp*

    • 26 Xgamr // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:58 am

      Congrats Lono! :)

      Its a great time for you and i wish you the best raising her. cant wait to hear what you decide to name her.

    • 27 SWSilentkiller // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:58 am

      Congratulations Lono

    • 28 Inzader // Jul 11, 2008 at 12:12 pm

      Congatz. I have creative responses.

    • 29 Live4Him // Jul 11, 2008 at 12:14 pm

      I congratulate you! Congratulations! Congrats! Other phrases for I’m very happy for you! :)

    • 30 VinDali // Jul 11, 2008 at 12:23 pm

      CONGRATULATIONS!

    • 31 Charli // Jul 11, 2008 at 12:50 pm

      Gratz Lono. I bet the laugh monkey is upset because he no longer gets full attention!

    • 32 LordLegion // Jul 11, 2008 at 12:53 pm

      Congratulations Lono, and the best to ya man

    • 33 Phoenix // Jul 11, 2008 at 1:03 pm

      Congratulations and get some rest.

    • 34 Legendary Hooligan // Jul 11, 2008 at 1:23 pm

      she’s beautiful, lono. congrats! have fun with 3 women in the house!=-/

    • 35 Krelith // Jul 11, 2008 at 2:14 pm

      Gratz Lono and family!

    • 36 Mr. Dan // Jul 11, 2008 at 2:20 pm

      Congratulations.

    • 37 JameZDeadman // Jul 11, 2008 at 2:41 pm

      CONGRATULATIONS, i dont know what else to say…

    • 38 Mehar // Jul 11, 2008 at 3:11 pm

      Congratulations Lono!

    • 39 Masselli...18 // Jul 11, 2008 at 3:42 pm

      whats her name?

      Congratulations Lono!!

    • 40 Truth N Justice // Jul 11, 2008 at 5:05 pm

      Congrats man .
      She is very beautiful.
      Here’s to a brand new sarcastic gamer.
      Way to go Lono !

    • 41 Lono // Jul 11, 2008 at 5:52 pm

      Thank you everybody.

      By the way, her name is Delaney. She’s healthy and gorgeous. I’m really friggin happy right now.

      Thanks so much.

    • 42 kim andre // Jul 11, 2008 at 6:09 pm

      delaney :) a wonderfull name :D
      hope she gona be a good gamer somday :D
      and lono pls take some days of sarcasticgamer and be whit delaney ok? :)

      and i olmoaast forgot CONGRATS lolo and famely

    • 43 kim andre // Jul 11, 2008 at 6:10 pm

      lono*

    • 44 Slik1000 // Jul 11, 2008 at 6:29 pm

      Wow, congratulations! All the best for the future

    • 45 S3AB1SCU1T // Jul 11, 2008 at 6:29 pm

      CONGRATULATIONS

    • 46 fluffy_nuts // Jul 12, 2008 at 1:33 am

      congratulations man, now there is someone else to beat Doc at COD4,

    • 47 heavyfiregrunt // Jul 12, 2008 at 1:59 am

      CONGRATS LONO! Oh and watch out for the projectile vomit

    • 48 SilverTorch // Jul 12, 2008 at 3:31 am

      congrats lono! ^_^

    • 49 commander121 // Jul 12, 2008 at 3:38 am

      Congrats Lono :) yay.

    • 50 YogiB // Jul 12, 2008 at 5:10 am

      Congrats Lono :D

    • 51 FrostedStorm // Jul 12, 2008 at 6:25 am

      Congrats lono

    • 52 Gareth // Jul 12, 2008 at 7:27 pm

      Congrats

    • 53 Lucifers Jello // Jul 12, 2008 at 7:52 pm

      Congrats Man.

    • 54 Animathias // Jul 12, 2008 at 8:40 pm

      So many congratulations.

      You have many dirty diapers and sleepless nights down the road, buddy.

    • 55 wiggly // Jul 12, 2008 at 9:11 pm

      i hope you raise her to be sarcastic

    • 56 Lono // Jul 12, 2008 at 11:53 pm

      @Animathias… You do know that I’ve done this before…

      This is baby number 2.

    • 57 Normansanzo // Jul 12, 2008 at 11:54 pm

      Congratulations Lono =D what is her name? …

      Doc make a SG contest, call it “Name Lono’s Baby” the winner will get a black Sg T-Shirt XD:

    • 58 CaptainX // Jul 13, 2008 at 12:18 am

      CONGRATS!

      lol love the product placement.

      In photo advertising,whatever you want to call it.

    • 59 Limpsnake // Jul 13, 2008 at 3:26 am

      She’s beautiful! Congrats to Mom & Pop on your new blessing!

    • 60 Jarrett // Jul 13, 2008 at 4:39 pm

      Congrats Mr. and Mrs. Lono.
      Worth missing E3 if you ask me.

    • 61 Lono // Jul 13, 2008 at 9:33 pm

      Very true Jarrett!

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