Most online games have a lobby. Lobbies are essential to organizing teams, getting people on the right team and getting your gear ready. Upon entering a pre/post game lobby is there a certain type of decorum that people usually follow. Usually… Except, I’m not your usual type of guy.
Here’s somethings that you should do and some things you simply must do in a lobby and it’s not what you think.
Want to know more? Follow the jump.
Blah, blah, blah. Now, the fun part. The Frawlz OnlineTop Ten.
1: Ask everyone in the room where they are from, how old they are, and what they are wearing.
2: As soon as the game ends and you end up back in the lobby, say “and that’s how I got chlamydia,” wait for nervous laughter.
3: Give a complete post game report as a sports reporter.
4: Challenge someone in who is not in the room (make up a screen name) and let them know you are coming for them.
5: Someone in a time zone ahead of you? Ask them for the lotto numbers. They ‘re from the future!
6: Ask someone in the room (when it is quiet), “Why do my farts taste like chicken?”
7: Request everyone in the room for a “friend request”, and let them know that you will PM them later with your phone number, then leave.
8: Talk about your self in the 3rd person.
9: Ask why they chose their character, car, or class in the game and then make quick prejudice judgments. “So you chose to be a sniper? Is it because you are hiding from yourself and your true feelings?”
Last but not least…
10: Let everyone know that you only have one sock and a hat on. Leave the rest to their imagination.
Hey… you think you can come up with better ones? Post them in the forum!
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11 responses so far ↓
1 bc specialist // Jul 29, 2008 at 10:07 am
1st.. again
2 Samer // Jul 29, 2008 at 11:01 am
I’m disappointed. None of those can get you arrested.
3 iwishihadanxbox // Jul 29, 2008 at 11:02 am
.. lol
4 MacMan2001 // Jul 29, 2008 at 11:04 am
endlessly scream “tell your mum i want my money back” until you get kicked
5 Sean "Rothbart" Workman // Jul 29, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I just realized that those are the same 10 steps Frawlz uses to record a podcast…
6 paulmess7 // Jul 29, 2008 at 1:12 pm
You spelled chlamydia wrong…
7 karbaasi92 // Jul 29, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Nice
8 ApplesBasic // Jul 29, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Hey Frawlz, when I play with you (if you stop being on folding @ home all the time <_<) I will be looking forward to the hiding from my feelings comment.
9 Doc // Jul 29, 2008 at 5:11 pm
oddly enough, folding@home is frawlz’ best game. He’s undefeated!
10 Sheswalowdmykids // Jul 29, 2008 at 6:41 pm
do what I do… either A. talk about “Raping a midget in the rectum with a broom stick”… or B. Tell that annoying 5 year old kid to “STFU… and Tell your mom make me a sandwhich Ill be over in 5 mins…”
11 Kyle // Jul 30, 2008 at 8:00 pm
childs play, I used to enter servers under a stolen clan members name and get them banned
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