The title says it all. Everyone’s favorite octogenarian super spy has signed a seven figure deal to follow in Bob Dole’s proud footsteps as the spokesperson for Viagra.
Details, after the jump!
Pfizer spokesperson, Janet Whitmore explains procuring a video game character as a spokesperson for their wonder drug.
“If the Metal Gear Solid hero was a real guy, he’d be using Viagra too… He’s old, and his name is SOLID SNAKE for crying out loud. If he isn’t the best spokesman for the job, I don’t know who is better.”
This latest development appears to signal a shift in advertising strategies for many companies looking to sell their wares to a wider market. Last month, PlungerCo announced an agreement with Nintendo, securing Mario and Luigi as the mascots for their upcoming line.
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You didn’t tell anyone that Jamie Oliver was gunna hire Master Chef.
please tell me it’s not intended that the rock behind snake resembles a penis
You’ve tagged it as news and not fake news!
LOL…. oh geez Lono.. that header pic is well done!
I like how this isn’t even tagged as fake news:D
@balaamsafe: Maybe you should see a doctor, I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that…
BTW, can we get a comment reply and/or edit system? I like my makeshift version, but eh.
What’s Viagra?
Lol I hope your not serous…
@balaamsafe: I was dieing after I read your comment on the rock. LOLOLOL
I love the slogan lol
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