
The title says it all. Everyone’s favorite octogenarian super spy has signed a seven figure deal to follow in Bob Dole’s proud footsteps as the spokesperson for Viagra.
Details, after the jump!
Pfizer spokesperson, Janet Whitmore explains procuring a video game character as a spokesperson for their wonder drug.
“If the Metal Gear Solid hero was a real guy, he’d be using Viagra too… He’s old, and his name is SOLID SNAKE for crying out loud. If he isn’t the best spokesman for the job, I don’t know who is better.”
This latest development appears to signal a shift in advertising strategies for many companies looking to sell their wares to a wider market. Last month, PlungerCo announced an agreement with Nintendo, securing Mario and Luigi as the mascots for their upcoming line.






You didn’t tell anyone that Jamie Oliver was gunna hire Master Chef.
please tell me it’s not intended that the rock behind snake resembles a penis
You’ve tagged it as news and not fake news!
LOL…. oh geez Lono.. that header pic is well done!
I like how this isn’t even tagged as fake news:D
@balaamsafe: Maybe you should see a doctor, I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that…
BTW, can we get a comment reply and/or edit system? I like my makeshift version, but eh.
What’s Viagra?
Lol I hope your not serous…
@balaamsafe: I was dieing after I read your comment on the rock. LOLOLOL
I love the slogan lol
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