Solid Snake to endorse Viagra

June 13th, 2008 · 12 Comments

by Lono

The title says it all. Everyone’s favorite octogenarian super spy has signed a seven figure deal to follow in Bob Dole’s proud footsteps as the spokesperson for Viagra.

Details, after the jump!

Pfizer spokesperson, Janet Whitmore explains procuring a video game character as a spokesperson for their wonder drug.

“If the Metal Gear Solid hero was a real guy, he’d be using Viagra too… He’s old, and his name is SOLID SNAKE for crying out loud. If he isn’t the best spokesman for the job, I don’t know who is better.”

This latest development appears to signal a shift in advertising strategies for many companies looking to sell their wares to a wider market. Last month, PlungerCo announced an agreement with Nintendo, securing Mario and Luigi as the mascots for their upcoming line.

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Tags: Fiction Friday · fake news · news

12 responses so far ↓

1 Mike // Jun 13, 2008 at 12:02 pm

You didn’t tell anyone that Jamie Oliver was gunna hire Master Chef.
2 balaamsafe // Jun 13, 2008 at 12:28 pm

please tell me it’s not intended that the rock behind snake resembles a penis
3 leedsunited92 // Jun 13, 2008 at 2:21 pm

You’ve tagged it as news and not fake news!
4 Saccia // Jun 13, 2008 at 2:49 pm

LOL…. oh geez Lono.. that header pic is well done!
5 Habadasher // Jun 13, 2008 at 6:07 pm

I like how this isn’t even tagged as fake news:D
6 Pablos102030 // Jun 14, 2008 at 12:09 am

@balaamsafe: Maybe you should see a doctor, I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that…
7 Pablos102030 // Jun 14, 2008 at 12:18 am

BTW, can we get a comment reply and/or edit system? I like my makeshift version, but eh.
8 Boringsupreez // Jun 14, 2008 at 9:34 am

What’s Viagra?
9 1Colin1 // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:03 pm

Lol I hope your not serous…
10 Sean // Jun 15, 2008 at 4:27 pm

@balaamsafe: I was dieing after I read your comment on the rock. LOLOLOL
11 Lady_Tapeworm // Aug 2, 2008 at 1:10 pm

I love the slogan lol
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