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Solid Snake to endorse Viagra

June 13th, 2008 at 11:40 am · 13 Comments

by Lono

The title says it all. Everyone’s favorite octogenarian super spy has signed a seven figure deal to follow in Bob Dole’s proud footsteps as the spokesperson for Viagra.

Details, after the jump!

Pfizer spokesperson, Janet Whitmore explains procuring a video game character as a spokesperson for their wonder drug.

“If the Metal Gear Solid hero was a real guy, he’d be using Viagra too… He’s old, and his name is SOLID SNAKE for crying out loud. If he isn’t the best spokesman for the job, I don’t know who is better.”

This latest development appears to signal a shift in advertising strategies for many companies looking to sell their wares to a wider market. Last month, PlungerCo announced an agreement with Nintendo, securing Mario and Luigi as the mascots for their upcoming line.

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