Second Life is officially 5 years old, and Linden Labs is celebrating in true Second Life form.
“We’re inviting all of our members down to the p***s-shaped stadium to show off their p***sesque custom wardrobes, ” read a press release we received today. “We’ll serve lemonade in p***s-shaped glasses and play slot machines. If you get 3 p***ses in a row, you win the “Jackpot”.”
Tens of thousands of flying p***ses are expected in the airspace above… the virtual venue, forcing SL’s team to erect p***s-control towers to keep traffic moving in an orderly manner.
“And that’s just one night,” says the company. “Tomorrow night is kiddie play night. Bring your child-like avatar and get ready for some really wholesome fun. There’s going to be a horse there. That’s all we can say.”
Congratulations SL! 5 years!
And they said a “game” with no redeeming value or point wouldn’t last! Way to prove em’ wrong!
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10 responses so far ↓
1 salvadog // Jun 20, 2008 at 1:16 pm
wow…um Doc….mildly disturbing, Funny, but disturbing.
2 Sean // Jun 20, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Yes you did tell ‘em. Boy that sounds like a ‘load’ of fun……. I couldn’t resist.
3 AODKurt // Jun 20, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I know its fake news and all, but is Second Life really 5yrs old? If so, it is a miracle.
4 Mike // Jun 20, 2008 at 1:52 pm
The navy is getting onto this one, there’s gunna be semen everywhere…
5 Doc // Jun 20, 2008 at 2:09 pm
lmao
6 Legendary Hooligan // Jun 20, 2008 at 2:41 pm
are you sure that’s lemonade they’re serving in the p*** shaped glasses?
7 Lono // Jun 20, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I went to the “toddler” party for the 4th anniversary last year… they had a donkey…
8 Sean "Rothbart" Workman // Jun 20, 2008 at 3:10 pm
@Lono: LOL! I remember someone was telling me they saw you there last year and they kept mentioning “the jackass”…
I guess I figured they were talking about you. My bad!
9 Doc // Jun 20, 2008 at 6:14 pm
… point Rothbart
10 Peguinfury // Jun 22, 2008 at 10:18 pm
5 years of mediocrity.
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