Electronic Arts: Hey Take-Two, are you sure you don’t want to go back to my place in Redwood, and consummate our shareholder love?
Take-Two: You dirty pig! You are devaluing my body. I bought these two bigger “assets” with some surplus GTA4 profits. Now I don’t need your chump change!
EA: Cmonnnn baby, I’m not as evil as everyone says. Unless…you’re into that kind of thing.
T2: You’re disgusting! You only want me for my franchises.
EA: Bitch, I don’t need your petty intellectual property. You ever hear of a game called The Sims? Yeah, stick that in your boardroom and reject it.
T2: This is the 4th time I’ve turned you down. When are you going to learn that I’m not that type of corporation?! I don’t approve a buyout for just anybody.
EA: You know those new assets are going to sag right to the ground one day. You’ll see. I’ll just be over here, counting my money, until you come crawling back after the next Bully clone fails.
T2: *flips EA the bird* See ya later, I’ve got to go count my GTA IV money, or maybe have my butler count it for me… I haven’t decided yet.
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Great stuff,but i think T2 should not be bought as they don’t need it after GTA4.The last thing I want to see is EA presents GTA V.
i before e, except after c, or when it says a as in neighbor or weigh
Yeah. Fuck you too.
:-O
I blame the editor…
lol
I like how Take Two looks like a GTA hooker… nice touch!
Hey, “Bob’s Your Uncle” remember if the letter “i” is by itself it is always a capital “I”, and at the beginning of a sentence too… Tut tut, never correct grammar when you have bad grammar yourself
This is great, I just love laughing at EA getting rejected so much, go on, one more bid EA, I want something to lift my day 