We reported that earlier this week that players’ dirty pillows in the Age of Conan miraculously shrunk, upsetting most, well, all gamers. Funcom stated that a patch was the culprit that caused the shrinkage. Now that the breasts have returned to their original, back breaking sizes, the players face an all new problem.
Warning, it gets a little racy after the jump.
Basing their decision on keeping costs down and decency, Funcom, starting Monday run ads over the breasts of all strippers and dancers. Jack Barnes, Funcom’s PR rep admitted the strategy to Sarcastic Gamer in a phone conversation earlier today. He said, “Where do the eyes of our players go every time they’re in the vicinity of a woman dancing seductively? …..Sorry, I just got distracted watching one of my concubines dance. Where was I… Oh yeah, they go directly to the breasts.”
He went on to say that this got them out of the sights of the CABB (Citizens Against Bare Breasts) Organization, that was planning on protesting the game’s flaunting of the female form. Hell hath no fury like a group of cabbies scorned.
With that all behind them now they can finally concentrate on what is really important. Figuring out the differences between Strippers and Dancers… Good luck Funcom!
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Great story.
No idea what it’s on about.
To be fair, i read up until “it gets a little racy after the jump” then … I just remember nothing.
Odd.
If we buy an ad, do we get to apply it ourselves?
BREASTS