Well, you’ve just stolen your umpteenth car for Brucie, taken Michelle to the Chicken Shack and banged her like a drum for the tenth time… What now? Instead of the single player missions, I’m gonna give you a top 5 things to do when you’re not performing a single player mission.
Number 5
Ladies of the night. Whether it’s the strippers or the hookers, Rockstar has made sure that Niko’s nookie is taken care of. Sure, there’s lots of variations on this one, like find all of the different types of hookers, kill the hookers, or run the hookers down. Then go to the strip club and, of course, shoot up the strip club, kill the strippers, run the strippers down, or check out the different lap dances, but it all boils down to finding the ladies.
Number 4
Got this extremely fun activity from Rothbart. He likes to steal a motorcycle then drive as fast as possible into oncoming traffic and see how far he can jettison Niko. Then he gets up and tries it again. There are obvious variations on this one, such as jettisoning yourself from a fast car, or jettisoning yourself from a heliocopter.
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GET TO THE CHOPPA!!
lol
you can also run round the hospital and put sick people out of their misery, there are some private rooms with people in bedswho cant run away when they hear gun fire. Sick but fun.
the 6 star thing is crazy fun.
try staying in your safehouse and blind fire at the door… then bust out when you get 6 stars. make sure you have ammo
That 6 stat achievement is pretty easy really. Just get on a bike and hop on the train line. Now as long as you haven’t unlocked the other islands yet… simply ride along the train line across to the other islands. Boom! instant 6 star wanted level. And because you’re underground… no one will come a looking! Just ride around for the 5 minutes.
I got my first 6 stars by stealing a helicopter and flying to an island that wasn’t unlocked yet, too.
now i have done all the missions i will be pushing people in front of trains cause that sounds like fun
I have the six star achievement but failed to get the 4star wanted achievement.
But i actually steal helicopters and Fly right into the Statue of Happiness, Empire State Building and the Get a Life Buliding. I know to much 911 BS but its fun to me.
He has anyone notice the cup of coffee the Statue of Happiness is holding.
I’m sad. Has nobody,,,,I mean nobody….. got a helicopter, flown to the highest altitude, and located a home with a pool in it. Then jumped out and attempted to land in the pool. As you all know when you land in water you don’t die. I made it into a pool by bouncing off the ground into it, that’s the closest I’ve ever got.
Have you tired landing on the tip of the Empire State Building, that hard.
Cool article, but I actually HAVE stayed alive for five minutes with a six-star rating. Check my Gamercard! It’s definitly possible. The train tracks are your best friend…
Well Have you guys gotten a chopper , land on the tallest buildings available, use the “spawn Turismo” cheat while you are atop the building, then create your own stunt, it is badass, falling hundreds o feet to the pavement, and as you are about to hit the floor exit the car, the physics play really nice on this one.
i tried for about an hour to land in the hot tub outside one of the safehouses.. when i finnally got dead on… well i still died.. how dissapointing..
Stand on top of buildings with a sniper, and re-enact some 1960’s drama. Works quite well, but rather sick.
Never thought of hanging around the ATM waiting to shoot customers but I’ll have to give it a go now.
Managed to do number 4 by accident during the mission where you have to chase the bikers. Some car swerved in front of me, went into the back of it, flew over the top and ended up getting caught underneith the car ahead of it and dragged along long enough to be killed.
I like to Shoot a cop outside the safe house then head up the stairs and start taking the cops out as they plow through the door. Granted your not going to get away but you can finish off a ton of cops.
BTW loved the idea of pushing ppl in front of the train I am gonna try that.
I like to shoot a cop around my safe house then pin them down in the stairwells, once i get six stars i keep going for a while don’t really time myself, once im done i just go back in and save. When i wake up the stars are all gone and so are the cops.
Shoot cops as they enter your safehouse. Get up to 4 or 5 stars then run to your bed and sleep.
I’ve been trolling the parks at night for people and running them over, then watch them get up and do it again. Then get out and pick up the cash. Lather rinse repeat. I can usually roll about 4 before the cops arrive or a good samaritan gets into the fray.
Going to the bar and then driving as fast as you can while drunk is fricken hilarious.
Once I crashed into a another car head on and killed the driver. I took his car and drove around with the two dead passengers in the back seat.
Also, try car surfing, the physics are different to the last game and you get thrown off real easy, it takes skill to stay on those mofos.
I love this game!!! One thing that happened to me is I stole a Taxi Cab and then the original driver went to pull me out and the cops saw him and instead of arresting me they arrested him and I took his car. Finally the cops got it right LOL.
Go into the hospital on the upper left island….where you worked for the old dude that was in the red pajamas and go down the long hall…Kill everyone you see on the way then wait for the cops its a kill zone they won’t come a million at a time. If you need to coax some out go to the front but be careful…Load up on SMG ammo and AK47 or M4 ammo…also body armor works…..enjoy
i like kicking people down stairs
i like kickin people down stairs
I just got the three song lap dance with the two girls.. at the honkers(?) strip club. I went outside and the two girls were walking out.. at first I thought they were leaving but then I thought maybe they wanted to be hookers.. so I stole a van.. in trying to get the van the guy managed to pull me out of the van and hit me.. then my two stripper girls started beating the crap out of him in my defense.. then a cop came and started shooting at the strippers.. then the strippers started fighting each other.. then the cops killed one girl and the other girl ran off after the original guy that kicked my ass.. I drove up and hit him with the car.. then she beat him to death by kicking him on the ground. I finally started following her and honking but she would not get in. They were definately from the strip club with the g-strings.. I wonder if they will hook when they leave the club?