Editor’s Note: Officer Mudkip’s User Blog can be found here.
An advertisement for Sarcastic Gamer Merchandise cleverly disguised as a true story
First off I’d like to say thank you to Sarcastic Gamer for helping me through what could have been the toughest day ever!
Ok so I was walking through the usually calm streets of my hometown in my newly arrived BLACK SARCASTIC GAMER.COM T-SHIRT. Awesome right? Then I noticed some comotion by the local bank so I thought I’d check it out.
I went over and noticed two guys in baclavas with empty money bags and guns. Being the polite gent I am, I said hi on the way past and greeted them with a broad smile. Then it turned nasty.
“Shut the ____ up or i’ll blow your ____ing brains out,” yelled the first perp.
I was totally taken aback.
How could these guys be yelling at me?
I’m wearing a black 100% pre-shrunk cotton Sarcastic Gamer T-shirt!
Were they blind?
I tapped the guy on the shoulder to ask him what the problem was. Then, quick as lightning, the theif produced a gun and fired two shots at my heart. My short geeky life flashed before my eyes.
“Tell my Mom I loved…….”
Wait a minute… this FREAKING t-shirt bounces bullets off! Handy!
In total disbelief the bad guy rushed to the nearest computer and logged on to sarcasticgamer.com/store and bought one for himself.
I suggest you do the same and have yours delivered anywhere in the world… soon.
Before it’s too late.
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9 responses so far ↓
1 thunder9092 // May 12, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Awsome. Just plain awsome.
P.S. does this mean that Sarcastic gamer deals with criminals. I don’t think that is exactly the best way to push the whole “family friendly site.”
2 VinDali // May 12, 2008 at 5:14 pm
The 2 thieves were wearing rich Middle Eastern cake made of thin layers of flaky pastry filled with nuts and honey?
I would think a ski mask or a Balaclava would work better as a disguise.
3 Sean "Rothbart" Workman // May 12, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I want Sarcastic Gamer boxers!
4 DeathByWaffle // May 12, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I might have to buy one now…
5 RatTail // May 12, 2008 at 6:13 pm
You wear your shirt on your head? Interesting…
6 NoneOfYourBusiness // May 12, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Wait so SarcasticGamerStore now doubles as a black market for criminals to buy body armor!?
7 Logan // May 12, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Dude, I got to get me one of those lol
might get one, 1 day…. Over the rainbow, or tomorrow
8 Odins Messenger // May 12, 2008 at 11:29 pm
I agree with Rothbart, we need Sarcastic gamer boxers.
9 Youlikeyams // May 14, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Sarcastic Gamer boxers - no kick in the nuts is strong enough!
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