The crew at Sarcastic Gamer announced their plans to stop complaining about games, get up, and make one themselves. After years of playing games they have given up on relying on developers and have gone on to produce their own game that they believe will be better than any other out there.
Even Halo 3.
The crew boasted that the graphics were even better than Crysis, and will include an online multiplayer mode better than both Halo, and Call of Duty 4, combined. The game is expected to be the new GTA IV killer, since no one cares about being the new Halo killer anymore. The game is scheduled to release across most major platforms. (sorry PC and N gage gamers no version for you).
Bungie is expected to sign the deal to develop it, but talks are still in the works, with EA attempting to acquire any company that dares to get the rights, so that they may develop DLC that will gouge you for Dave’s likeness (not like anyone would have used his character in the game in the first place), and make you pay even more to play as Lono (which everyone will pay to play).
The game is scheduled to release sometime in the next few years or so, although the official release date is timed to compete with the imminent release of Duke Nuke’m Forever.
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9 responses so far ↓
1 grigger // May 9, 2008 at 11:26 am
i dont think that anyone would want to be lono in the game cept for lono himself and his mother(lono’s biggest fan)
2 HeavenlyYeti // May 9, 2008 at 12:22 pm
@ grigger:
I dunno, Lono’s probably the most fit SG guy, besides me.
3 Cody // May 9, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I prefer the boyscout guy-I’ ll bet he knows more tricks
4 grigger // May 9, 2008 at 7:13 pm
@Heavenly:
I would much rather be PMPB or the patapon drunk
they would be better characters
5 Dan // May 10, 2008 at 9:33 am
I wouldn’t play as Lono, Bourne Conspiracy is GOOD god-dammit!
6 tomyg // May 10, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Halo killer, nothing can kill halo….lolololololol
7 Dozer // May 12, 2008 at 3:47 am
I’d be Calyber all the way baby
8 Tommy3030333 // May 13, 2008 at 6:12 pm
@ tomyg
What do you mean that nothing can kill halo!
My dog tried to eat my halo disk and now it is scrached and I am to cheap to buy another disk.
My dog can kill halo… oh, and Chuck Noris to.
He can kill anything.
9 Pablos102030 // May 13, 2008 at 7:12 pm
(sorry PC and N gage gamers no version for you)
should have been
(sorry non- xbox360 gamers no version for you)
In related news, my captcha says “Burger month”
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