Late last night Sarcastic Gamer faced a crippling blow as new rival Sardonic Gamer (www.freewebs.com/sardonicgamer) unleashed their website. This is the end. Find out all the horrific details inside.
Sarcastic Gamer has always reigned supreme as far as sarcastic video game news goes, however, a new site called Sardonic Gamer is hoping to topple Sarcastic Gamer from its throne.
Sardonic Gamer focuses on providing a sardonic view on video games, with reviews, polls and a regular features, sound familiar? We thought thought it did, so we contacted Xxxmasterchief0100100xX, the sites owner, for an official statement. Here is his email reply:
’sardonicgamer is out now cos its great and out now available and things are coming like reviews and thingszas. im lookin at me screan and seing lots okf traffic and hits and people and buy stuff at sd store out now. visit t3hsiteszor.’
Unfortunately Xxxmasterchief0100100xX is a master of the English language and twisted any questions I asked him into an elegant coherent argument against me. Still, just for the sake of it, here is the interview I had with him via email:
Eoco: So what things are you going to try and do to make Sardonic Gamer appeal to your target demographic?
Xxxmasterchief0100100xX: shutup man you dont knoerw anyfint abouts lkife
Eoco: I see. You made an interesting point there about how I don’t know ‘anyfint abouts lkife’, would you care to expand on this?
Xxxmasterchief0100100xX: lololololololololololololololololololololololololololo;kmez.sjdsfjdsfjksdfjksdfhkdsaflkahudsvjkbfhk.i
Eoco: Interesting. I’m just going to pluck out a key element that I felt was important about what you just said. I feel that ‘kmez.sjds’ is an interesting concept. However, do you feel that you can really support that effectively?
Xxxmasterchief0100100xX: man you dont even know twhat shit com es out of ur mouth man look visit the sites and gamertag-=deXxxmasterchief0100100xXdsa its great mnaa.
Eoco: Thank you for your time.
Xxxmasterchief0100100xX: hey
END OF CORRESPONDENCE
Unfortunately, this looks like the end of Sarcastic Gamer. You might as well pack your metaphorical bags and go. Have a look at Sardonic Gamer over at www.freewebs.com/sardonicgamer and weep - we’ve got nothing on this guy.
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17 responses so far ↓
1 Cod In The Pocket // May 23, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Oh no! *mocks shock and horror*
Look at the professionalism and effort those guys put into their rival website…
It must have taken them ages to do that! /major sarcasm intended for small chuckles…
2 Sven // May 23, 2008 at 1:00 pm
On a friction friday scale of 1 to 10… this gets about a 10. Major LAWLZ
3 mickrodgers // May 23, 2008 at 1:11 pm
wow theve relly gon all out on this on ill put it str8 on ma bookmark bar
4 VictorSxL // May 23, 2008 at 1:24 pm
What sven said. AWESOME!:)
5 Eoco // May 23, 2008 at 2:01 pm
I’m not sure if Xxxmasterchief0100100xX will regularly update Sardonic Gamer, but I’ll see what I can do, not that I’m involved with the running of Sardonic Gamer in any way…
6 Loki // May 23, 2008 at 2:55 pm
At least he doesn’t have bear calvary. We’d all be screwed then.
7 GideonB // May 23, 2008 at 4:06 pm
… I don’t care! Sardonic Gamer is a rip-off. Unless it tries to do something it wont work.
8 PSPboy // May 23, 2008 at 6:23 pm
@Eoco
Nice site, its a good thing you made it to make this article look less fake. Or did Doc Do it? Or maybe lono???
9 kind // May 23, 2008 at 9:11 pm
i almost bite it good one
10 Waisybabu // May 23, 2008 at 11:22 pm
hey
yo we are gonna be biggee than IGN and gamespot. blowing up this summer.
review!!!
gta4 review¬!”!1111
grafics: 10. these are the bes graphics evar!!! you can like see the man face and stuff. love it
sound: good sound
overall@ 11/10 lol! rlly good ame. buy now.
i havent played any missions, but its funy blowing stuf up.
That was seriously funny.
Now that is what I call fiction.
11 Misi // May 24, 2008 at 12:01 am
HAHA that site gave me major loltime,
12 Eoco // May 24, 2008 at 4:06 am
@PSPboy
Nope I did the site. Doc and Lono weren’t involved.
13 PSPBoy // May 24, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Nice. Check out mine
14 preacher // May 25, 2008 at 5:05 pm
sardonic gamers site is way better than this site, guess I should make it my homepage now.
15 Xxxmasterchief0100100xX // May 25, 2008 at 10:20 pm
shut uop gueys its noyt my fauilt u hav no lif
16 LiquidPenguin // May 27, 2008 at 11:27 am
You guys are screwed, that site is awesome.
17 dan // Jun 14, 2008 at 7:33 pm
whin da fukr they gnn put up anew oodcast on sardoncigmaer??
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