Further evidence has emerged this morning that Ryan Seacrest is indeed the king of all media, as it was announced that he has been tapped to host the highly-anticipated Gears of War 2 for the Xbox 360.

“Ryan brings a lot of energy and enthusiasm to everything he’s involved with, and we’re certain Gears 2 will be no exception,” said Cliffy B in a press conference. “While the game wasn’t designed to have a host, when we found out that Ryan had a 2 hour window of availibility between American Idol, his radio show, E! show and AT40, we just knew what we had to do.”

According to designers, Seacrest will stand outside emergence holes interviewing locusts when they come out, with questions that are as shallow as they are cliche’.

“It’s what Ryan does best,” said Cliffy B.

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