A week or so ago, Lono put a post up that detailed the top five craziest things to do in GTA 4. That’s all well and good, but in order to maximize the amount of fun and time you get from GTA 4 you need to go a bit more in depth. So, without further ado, I announce the top five things to do in Perseus (one of the clothes shops in GTA).

Read the ridiculously real stuff you can do in GTA IV, after the jump.

5. Shop for Clothes

Ah, there’s nothing like a boring start to an article to lull you into a false sense of disgust and this does just that. Rest assured though, I personally guarantee that it gets better. Anyway, can’t get distracted, marching onward! Perseus is a clothes shop that sells plenty of suits, ties and trousers, so has it ever occurred to you that you should just buy clothes there, instead of doing any of the other crazy things we have coming up? Probably. The clothes are expensive here, but if you’ve completed a certain mission, then you should be ok for money. All you need to do is press LB and, in a flurry of money and textiles, you’ll be dressed up smartly.

4. Number Four
Number four. Four, four, four. Fyra, quattro, vier. Personally it’s my favourite number. Not really (its two). Well, that’s enough stalling for time. Onto number three.

3. Do a stake out

This is quite a fun thing to do. Just go into the shop, kill the owner and get to shooting. Make sure you have enough ammo and see how long you can survive. Can you beat my time? No? Well, that’s because I haven’t tried it. I’m not sure how many stars you can get doing this, but by the end, you’ll have killed quite a few policemen. As the shop only has one door, you’ll be able to focus all your fire in one place.

2. Fill it with cars

I actually discovered this by chance, but cars can fit through the Perseus doors. So, your challenge is to get as many vehicles into the shop as possible (including motorbikes). From my experience you have to drive a car in, get it as sideways as you can near the back of the shop, and then ram it with a second car. That will get it nicely lined up against the back wall.

1. Conceptual idea

This is the most important point of all. The conceptual idea. This allows you to release you inner self while at the same time being in complete control. Or as the “kids” might say: I couldn’t think of anything. Still, the number one slot is open to suggestions, so leave any further ideas of what to do in Perseus in the comment box. I’m sure it will be flooded.

What have we learned here? Well first, that I should have done a top three, not a top five. Second, we’ve learned that I’m too lazy to bother deleting number four and number one. Third, we’ve learned a moral lesson about life:

GTA IV top five “whatever” articles are getting way out of control.

Note: I was going to take pictures from the game of me filling the shop with cars etc. but…well you can probably guess what happened.