Ah super hero toys. I remember the days of the Secret Wars action figures and batman toys. And that was just last week! Ba dum dum. Anyway, a couple of days ago, one toy in particular caught my eye, but not in a good way.
Who thinks this stuff up and how the hell did it ever make it to a toy store?
I mean seriously, the Incredible Hulk on a three-wheeler? The Hulk on an ATV? What Douchey McDoucherson pitched that idea. What the hell was Marvel thinking when they licensed these things?
Zoom ‘n Go Hulk? Who thought of that name. I can just see the pitch meeting in my head…
Douche #1 “Okay, the Hulk is coming to the movie theaters, but the toys kind of suck. You know what they need?”
Douche #2 “Ray guns?”
Douche #1 “No, All-Terrain Vehicles!”
Douche #2 “But isn’t he like ten feet tall and jumps from place to place…”
Douche #1 ” NO! I can see it now. The Hulkmobile, or the Hulk cycle! Now all he needs is a cape and we’re good to go…”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why in the hell would the Hulk ride an all-terrain vehicle? It’s like having Spider-man drive a yacht.
Doesn’t. Effing. Work.
Nice job soiling my childhood. Bastards. Oh and this ties into gaming because a Hulk game is coming out soon, or something like that…
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5 responses so far ↓
1 HeavenlyYeti // May 7, 2008 at 10:23 am
LOL! Marketing teams these days…
2 SarcasticSparki // May 7, 2008 at 10:28 am
STFU about the cape thing… don’t want to feed them any more bad ideas.
3 Ratchet8clank // May 7, 2008 at 11:41 am
He’s way to big to fit on one of those. He’d easily crush it.
4 irish boy90 // May 7, 2008 at 1:32 pm
when music artist use drugs to come up with ideas we get great music. when marketers do it we get this.
5 bsf94 // May 8, 2008 at 1:07 am
Actually when i was about 3 someone got me Spider-Man on an ATV. Which doesnt make sense
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