From Ploogle’s User Blog

Editor’s note: Another gem straight from the community blogs from long time SG Community Member, Ploogle! Congratulations Ploogle.

So, you did it again. You put off shopping for a Mother’s Day gift for that special Mom in your life, and now Mother’s Day is fast approaching. Jewelry, watches, and perfume are too expensive (and what Mom really wants that crap, anyway?), so you have yourself a bit of a problem. Well, never fear! Ploogle is here! These are a few ideas that are sure to express your love in a way only a Sarcastic Gamer could pull off.

Grand Theft Auto
What Mom doesn’t want to live on the wild side of life? She’ll be sure to enjoy evading cops, beating up hookers, and getting the internals of innocent civilians on the front of her virtual car. If that doesn’t appeal to her, don’t worry! GTA IV has something for everyone! She’ll enjoy a nice leisurely helicopter ride, game of bowling, darts, and maybe she’ll even drive a tugboat!

Wii-Fit
Okay, it’s not out yet, but an IOU will probably pass for this adorable little bathroom scale that doubles as a Wii peripheral! There’s no denying it: every Mom loves to be told how fat she is, while looking like an idiot balancing on one leg. Your Mom doesn’t like to play video games alone, you say? Wii-fit provides endless hours of discouraging fun for the whole family! It even provides support for that crappy Darth Vader Mii that you made that actually looks more like Samuel L. Jackson.

Sarcastic Gamer T-Shirt
Support the site and your Mom! Available in most sizes, your mom is sure to wear the red M&M shirt everywhere, whether it be to her book club, aerobics, or interpretive dance! Made of a high durability machine-washable fabric, this shirt will be sure to find its way to the bathroom floor…and probably stay there.

So yeah, you’re pretty much screwed. Get started earlier next year, lazy butt! Hopefully your Mom will understand…

Edit: Whoah…didn’t realize that Mother’s Day already happened in the UK! Europe folks, disregard.

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