In the beginning the SG team looked down upon the newly found internet and said “Let there be news!”
The SG team saw that the articles and podcasts were good, but realised something was missing. The SG team then looked down at their site and said “Let there be life!”
A forum was opened up and the SG team saw that the forums were good. Many new people were created, and as the population increased the SG team became more popular then ever before. Realising something was still missing, the SG team said “Let there be merchandise!”
As t-shirts fell into the arms of the credit-carded, the SG team saw that the merchandise was good (Why wouldn’t they? They were getting moolah from it all!) The SG team wanted to feel that everything was complete, but still, something was missing.
Then one night, to everyone’s surprise, the site was empty, and the forums were quiet. All that was left in the place of the SG world was a notice. The notice explained how the godly servers were being upgraded. It was a dark lonely night, many try to forget.
The few that had survived the night alone woke up to find something much better. The SG team looked down at their followers and said “Let there be blogs!” The people rejoiced and logged in to find that they all had their very own space on the site, and the SG team saw that it was good.
It is said now, that the SG team is finally happy with their creation. However, some still speculate that a little piece is still missing from the site. They say that the SG team will be back one day, to give more to their followers. Those who beleive wait, despite what the others say.
Rumour has it, that if the SG team does ever come back to give more, that it will be a GTA 4 radio station. Only time will tell.
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Oh more is coming….
Nice post Mitch. Glad you’re enjoying the new digs.
Gah! You stole my idea! I was going to write something about the Sarcastic Genesis…but ah well. You wrote it, and wrote it well. Good job!
10/10
Good job Mitch808. you still suck a halo
Good stuff.