Earlier today Sarcastic Gamer secured a deal for the SG Store that we are very excited about. Sarcastic Gamer finalized a deal with Fathead.com. For those of you not familiar with Fathead, they make life size cutouts of high grade vinyl of your favorite sports star that adhere to your wall. Big, bold visual smack that shows your true team colors. NFL. NBA. College Football. NASCAR. MLB.
Now, you’ll be able to have Doc, Dave & Lono on your wall by next month for just $99 per host.
You already invite them into your home every week, why not decorate your game room with them too. Put on your Sarcastic Gamer T-Shirt and take photos with the guys, making your friends jealous, thinking that you had them at your place for a party.
Use Sarcastic Gamer Fatheads in your car, so you can use the car pool lane and get home from work faster so you’ll be able to game even more!
For a small additional fee, these SG Fatheads can be fitted with the same sound sensor technology found in dancing novelty toys. With this sensor the cutouts will recognize their own voice on the podcast and their mouths will move, making you feel your right there in the studio in Houston, or Lono’s home in Chicago!
Plus, with a special deal made only with Sarcastic Gamer, each Podcast host’s Fathead will come with a Pre-Recorded audio chip of their own voice. So now you can have:
- Lono looking over your shoulder telling you where to shoot on Call of Duty 4.
- Dave exclaiming that the water looks realer.
- Doc’s laugh or high-talking in the Calyber voice.
Choose between 5 different pre-recorded messages for each host
Buy one today and get one of the guys on your wall - or ALL 3!!
Dave
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Doc

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Lono
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Editor’s Note: This is a first time Fiction Friday submission by long time forum member and friend of the show, VinDali. Nice work man!
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10 responses so far ↓
1 Kromax44 // May 16, 2008 at 1:04 pm
If only…
2 darkwonders // May 16, 2008 at 1:44 pm
bravo VinDali. Bravo
3 XxAdyxX // May 16, 2008 at 2:04 pm
LOL @ Lono
I didn’t know Lono was African American or good at basketball for that matter…
4 ProudlyAnAddict // May 16, 2008 at 2:20 pm
lol i wanna cut out of pacman polar bear
5 Youlikeyams // May 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm
That’s excellent, nice work
6 RK1 FaMiCuS // May 16, 2008 at 3:20 pm
The one of Dave should have him a boat talking about the water.
7 VinDali // May 17, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Well in that one with the snowboarder Dave says the snow is realer.
8 Louie the great // May 17, 2008 at 5:22 pm
FICTION Friday?????
DAMN!
9 Cod In The Pocket // May 19, 2008 at 12:25 pm
@ ProudlyanAddict
It would have to be a Polar Bear, you know?
Great Fiction Friday VinDali.
It was almost believable… lol
10 footnmouthtard // May 22, 2008 at 12:49 am
Hello Sg i was wondering i could get a Major Nelson Fat Head complete with official Ninja Gaiden arrows in dart form. I will pay for the “extra” services
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