Some of you out there may have found yourself without a copy of GTA IV. Maybe you’re at work and unable to drive the mean streets of Liberty City. Perhaps you’re looking for the Grand Theft Auto experience without actually playing the game… Maybe you’re in your cubicle right now daydreaming about the game and what you can do to get your GTA IV fix? Perhaps I can help.
Check out my top five things to do to get that “GTA IV experience,” when you’re not even playing the game, after the jump!
5. Sleep - The dream world can be just as good as Liberty City, but usually not as fun. Sadly, you probably won’t remember any of it, however the time will go by just as fast as though you were playing GTA IV. Plus in dream land, you’ll probably be able to evade that 6 star police pursuit for the first time… Maybe…
4. Eat - A necessary evil for us human beings, and one of those pesky things that may pull you away from your game time. You can have some fun with this, though. Walk into a Taco Bell and order a Foul Burger, and whatever they try to give you, try to pay with a single dollar bill. If they argue with you, just say that all food in Liberty City costs $1. Then, pull out your piece and shoot everybody. Kidding, heh, heh…. dang, I need to finish this and get back to GTA IV.
3. Play Call of Duty 4 - If you just have that urge to shoot someone, please don’t try to do it like you would in GTA. Pop in your copy of Call of Duty and let the fun begin. The game didn’t get any worse when Grand Theft Auto released.. it just became less appealing. Just like this article…. Only two more left!
2. Buy a Black T-Shirt - You don’t have to rob someone to be stylin’. Put on this bad boy and you’ll be getting the same reaction from people as Niko gets from the pedestrians of Liberty City. Lots of running and screaming. Hell, you might even be able to date the Cat Woman on LoveMeet if you’ve got a picture of yourself in this. Then again, probably not, but the shirt is cool as hell…
1. Play GTA IV - Seriously, if you want to play GTA IV, but can’t - find some way to do so. Jack the PS3 from Wal-mart and take it over your friend’s house. Your only excuse for not playing GTA IV should be that you’re in prison. Probably from doing one of the things I described above. My apologies.
There you go, 4 easy things you can do instead of playing GTA IV.. and one you have to do. I call on you to continue this list, what do you do instead of playing Grand Theft Auto? Sound off in our forums.
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8 responses so far ↓
1 Cod In The Pocket // May 5, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Stop making the non-GTA IV owners feel bad!
If you look at the last 20 articles, there are 12 on GTA IV! Some of us don’t have it. It’s insulting!
/sarcasm
I do numbers 3, 4, 5, and I will shortly be doing those with no. 2… not in a suggestive way. I meant the t-shirt…
2 balaamsafe // May 5, 2008 at 2:17 pm
i played it for the first time today
Oh my freaking god
And then i went online
Oh my freaking RPG wielding, helicopter shoot downing, Turismo jumjping god
I love this game
3 Vote4Drizzt // May 5, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I would like to state that some of us really don’t have the option to get this game, namely Minors, I feel a little sad, everyone is obsessed with this game, and including my favorite podcast.
4 Officer Mudkip // May 5, 2008 at 3:35 pm
OMG you thought of 5 things?
IM playin it as i type!!
Hats off to you sir
5 Sean "Rothbart" Workman // May 5, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I don’t play GTA while the kids are up, so I still occasionally get some non-GTA IV gaming in… played some GH3 and Rock Band this weekend as well.
6 Pablos102030 // May 5, 2008 at 11:05 pm
gah. I hate my wii.
7 Typhoon // May 6, 2008 at 1:40 am
i love being 16 when my friends arnt =] and having aussies MA 16+ rating .. tho they edited the game
8 HeavenlyYeti // May 6, 2008 at 9:20 am
Can number 3 have Halo 3 as an alternative? It’s much better than COD 4 in my opinion…takes more skill and forge rocks!
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