A Memorial Day Message, from Sarcastic Gamer

May 23rd, 2008 · 6 Comments

On behalf of all of us at Sarcastic Gamer, we’d like to say a Memorial Day “Thank you” to the men and women in uniform from all corners of the globe who have sacrificed their time and in many cases their lives in the name of freedom. We love you and salute you.

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We’re taking this weekend off, and suggest you do the same. So have fun this weekend, eating, drinking, eating some more, drinking some more, then piling all of your friends into your 95 chevy station wagon and heading over to the local watering hole to drink and play volleyball. After you’re done, drinking all night and playing volleyball, or whatever it is that you do, don’t be an idiot and drive. Leave that to your stupid drunk friends.

What you just read above is just a joke. We at Sarcastic Gamer would never advocate playing volleyball. It makes you look like a douche.

Happy Memorial Day!



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    6 responses so far ↓

    • 1 salvadog // May 23, 2008 at 6:32 pm

      LOL

      that was the funniest ending EVER, good job Lono, i actually laughed at that

    • 2 Atomic Flapjack // May 24, 2008 at 10:36 pm

      Amen.
      P.S. Lono, join my usergroup.
      http://www.sarcasticgamer.com/forums/group.php?groupid=19
      It would be a lot cooler if you were in your own fan club.

    • 3 iPwn1011 // May 25, 2008 at 12:25 pm

      lol at last paragraph. The only thing that makes you look like more of a douche is a SG tee shirt!!

      ZING

      (p.s. that was a joke)

    • 4 Huntz // May 25, 2008 at 6:54 pm

      If You Want Peace, Prepare For War.

    • 5 Ryan // May 25, 2008 at 9:58 pm

      Very funny. I play volleyball.

    • 6 Aaron // May 26, 2008 at 9:16 pm

      yea, support me guys. haha. This is the only gaming site I can access over here in Iraq :(

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